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[themoononastick]

Title: Where The Flavour Is.
Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Naveen Andrews
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Pretty boys and cigarettes.
Disclaimer: Not real.
Feedback: I am a whore for it.
Notes: Oh come on, it was bound to happen eventually! This is for lillyjk and philomel as they both share my current obsession and help to enable it. And for that I love them dearly! Oh and I

Comments

[lillyjk]

GUH

'tis dead.

For a second the thought of how it would taste to kiss that mouth flashed across Dom’s mind, smoke and nicotine rich on Naveen’s tongue, it seemed the warnings were wrong, smoking did make a person sexy.

*faints*

ohdeargodthiswasperfect.

*goes down on bended knee*

Marry me, please?

jesuschrist.

oh, and the maggie bit. just perfect. you know you have to write a sequel right? there must be sharing of a cigarette and much licking and kissing and ah...CIGARETTE PORN.

[themoononastick]

A proposal? But this is all so sudden... I don't know what to say..

Yes!
*runs off to look at wedding gowns*

heee!

Glad you liked it babe! A sequel? but... but...dammit woman you are not helping my obsession here! I'll see what I can do! (after I write the next C/S bit that is - man this is so gonna get confusing!)

[lillyjk]

Dear Diary,

Today my dreams have come true. themoononastick has agreed to be my wife/slash partner. Unfortunately, neither of us can wear white at the wedding

AND OMG - I just got the craziest AU fic in my head where the island is fucking with C/S and they meet their actor counterparts and there is much molesting

*goes to wash brain with soap*

[themoononastick]

Mum, Dad, meet lillyjk she writes superhot man on man p0rn and we are getting married. What's that? How did she propose? Well, see I wrote this story about two actors - either of you know what the term slash means?...

Ok, babe, you need to step away from the addiction for a moment! Altho....

pass the soap hon. Actually..

*grabs bottle of bleach and commences with the brain washing*

[lillyjk]

didn't work...now I just have the vision of C/S, D/N all together in a huge shower orgy where skin is soap-slicked and glistening.

[themoononastick]

Dammit woman why must you put these thoughts into my head?

don't stop