An example of what we did in Business Law, 12th grade at Freedom
I found some "songs" the other day in a bin under my bed at home. My friend Scott Winters and I "collaborated" on these in the back of class while everyone else slept thru People's Court. When I found these I literally laughed out loud.
"Steak Tar-Tar" in the tune of Ministry's "N.W.O."
Ich bin eine stupid fool!
Ich esse some nasty food!
Sky high with a butt in the air!
Found in my steak many a hair!
Chorus near end--Gross steak tar-tar! (repeat several times)
Ate the steak, blood drip out das mouth!
Choke on the steak, go down south!
Use the toilet when you barf the steak!
The meat makes you spasmically shake!
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music-winters
vocals-winters
guitars-edge
keyboards-winters
drums-jack-O.
mellotron-edge
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Massive Bean (Vasoline)
One time the lunch in here was served
it sucked and it bit nuts
Took a piss and tried to take one home...
1st chorus--Isn't you, isn't me, lets all feast on the massive bean
Going blind, cannot see, damn that massive bean!
Two times and it has sickened me,
bean drunk and without crepes
that bean is really gross.
Massive, massive beans we are,
sometimes it blows my job
keep getting sick here all the time
2nd chorus--You'll pee the brook
and you'll see the brie,
you'll see the brie,
and bean!
more to come...
"Steak Tar-Tar" in the tune of Ministry's "N.W.O."
Ich bin eine stupid fool!
Ich esse some nasty food!
Sky high with a butt in the air!
Found in my steak many a hair!
Chorus near end--Gross steak tar-tar! (repeat several times)
Ate the steak, blood drip out das mouth!
Choke on the steak, go down south!
Use the toilet when you barf the steak!
The meat makes you spasmically shake!
lyrics-winters
music-winters
vocals-winters
guitars-edge
keyboards-winters
drums-jack-O.
mellotron-edge
______________________________________
Massive Bean (Vasoline)
One time the lunch in here was served
it sucked and it bit nuts
Took a piss and tried to take one home...
1st chorus--Isn't you, isn't me, lets all feast on the massive bean
Going blind, cannot see, damn that massive bean!
Two times and it has sickened me,
bean drunk and without crepes
that bean is really gross.
Massive, massive beans we are,
sometimes it blows my job
keep getting sick here all the time
2nd chorus--You'll pee the brook
and you'll see the brie,
you'll see the brie,
and bean!
more to come...