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oooh WHO BEAT THE SYSTEM WHO BEAT THE SYSTEM? I beat the system. ll
Today in science, i finished my test and i was all "Ms. NGGGGG, do i have enough time to go to the bathroom?" i signed out and im all WALKING with my ID card cause some big fat lady has to take your ID card before you pizzle in case you light the bathroom on fire. so, i see the big fat lady and im all "heres my card". lol and this other girl was next to me. and the big fat asshole says "its locked". "why?" the girl said at the same time as i did. "because i locked it." "why?" "because its almost the end of the period. all the bathrooms are locked". and that whole time that big fat bitch wasn't even looking at us in the eye she was just puttering around with papers. WELL SORRY IF I GOT IN THE WAY OF YOUR SCHEDULE! I mean, you must have lots of things to do having been sitting in front of the bathroom for 7 hours.
So im all "TSK" and "thats stupid" and walked away. i started walking up the stairs when a little lightbulb went off my big ol head and i thought HEY--THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM BATHROOM IS OPEN, BITCH. so i ran down there and knocked on the door and lied, "i forgot something in the bathroom" and i pizzled and i left, and ran up the stairs like a GAZELLE. It was awesome. I walked outta there thinking "...and that's how you beat the system."
ll i feel so special. what an accomplishment.
Today in science, i finished my test and i was all "Ms. NGGGGG, do i have enough time to go to the bathroom?" i signed out and im all WALKING with my ID card cause some big fat lady has to take your ID card before you pizzle in case you light the bathroom on fire. so, i see the big fat lady and im all "heres my card". lol and this other girl was next to me. and the big fat asshole says "its locked". "why?" the girl said at the same time as i did. "because i locked it." "why?" "because its almost the end of the period. all the bathrooms are locked". and that whole time that big fat bitch wasn't even looking at us in the eye she was just puttering around with papers. WELL SORRY IF I GOT IN THE WAY OF YOUR SCHEDULE! I mean, you must have lots of things to do having been sitting in front of the bathroom for 7 hours.
So im all "TSK" and "thats stupid" and walked away. i started walking up the stairs when a little lightbulb went off my big ol head and i thought HEY--THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM BATHROOM IS OPEN, BITCH. so i ran down there and knocked on the door and lied, "i forgot something in the bathroom" and i pizzled and i left, and ran up the stairs like a GAZELLE. It was awesome. I walked outta there thinking "...and that's how you beat the system."
ll i feel so special. what an accomplishment.