Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In December, I recruited
audiolight as a new cultist (30 points). In June, I stopped
jagwhier from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I exposed
the_busty_one to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In July, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In May, I rescued
misplacedstar from being sacrificed (-200 points). In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-80 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.
Your humble and obedient servant,
themonkeyman
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