Quickly Swiped From Steph
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for themonkeyman:
Day #Who?What they got you1staudiolighta dildo built for two2ndhunter99a pubic hair trimmer3rdchikenkannona confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'4thjordza visitor from an escort service5thjagwhiera tray of lewd ice cubes6thsurgeonkerosenea pubic hair trimmer7thchikenkannona small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'8thtrenogA signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please9thphreequea big, sloppy kiss10thflipmodepornstaA nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window11thmisplacedstara tube of Crabs-Be-Gone12thmysticjuicera gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasolineTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )