ZOMBIES
If you have even the vaguest interest in tennis (that is, you've heard of tennis), you may enjoy reading this liveblog of the Isner-Mahut spectacle from the Guardian. Or if you have any interest in Zombies. It begins at the 3.45 mark.
I'd quote my favorite bit from it, but that would be most of it.
On and on they go. Soon they will sprout beards and their hair will grow down their backs, and their tennis whites will yellow and then rot off their bodies. And still they will stand out there on Court 18, belting aces and listening as the umpire calls the score. Finally, I suppose, one of them will die.
Man, the hilarity.
I'd quote my favorite bit from it, but that would be most of it.
On and on they go. Soon they will sprout beards and their hair will grow down their backs, and their tennis whites will yellow and then rot off their bodies. And still they will stand out there on Court 18, belting aces and listening as the umpire calls the score. Finally, I suppose, one of them will die.
Man, the hilarity.