The Pandas are coming

[themonkey06]

- No way, buddy you are outta here….
I have to sing my tale to the panda.
- You can’t sing, you’re not a musician
This Is…The Panda
After dark, the Pandas stalk
(Like their) creatures, with black hearts
Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark
Feasting on bums that sleep in the park
The pandas are coming
They’ll hide under your bed
The pandas are coming, they’ll rip you ass to shreds
- Get outta the studio, yeah get outta here dude
- Hey panda boy
I Shan’t!
The panda is, indeed the most mysterious of all creatures
Shrouded in the enigma of its black and white coat
What kind of camouflage is this, black and white, hiding in an Oreo factory cookie?
That’s just another chapter in the hungry saga pack
The pandas are coming they’ll rip off your head
The pandas are coming on a rampage of the dead
Like the shark, the panda has millions of teeth
Which he uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences
The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summon Godzilla
This has been chapter one in my on going songs about the Panda which will cease at number 820...you will see me again, Mr. Sifl!
- Just, uh, get a clue
…Get a panda