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When I am famous and rich, I will host Saturday Night Live. At the end of the show, I will say:
"I'm... I'm so sorry about that last sketch. It sucked. SUCKED! I just can't live with myself."
I will then pull out a gun and shoot myself in the face live on national TV and die.
That footage will be seen over and over on E! True Hollywood Story, making my episode one of the most notorious and therefore popular episodes ever, despite the fact that it will be filled with lies and random interviews with a llama who never met me.
That fucking llama has been spreading rumors about me for years.
"I'm... I'm so sorry about that last sketch. It sucked. SUCKED! I just can't live with myself."
I will then pull out a gun and shoot myself in the face live on national TV and die.
That footage will be seen over and over on E! True Hollywood Story, making my episode one of the most notorious and therefore popular episodes ever, despite the fact that it will be filled with lies and random interviews with a llama who never met me.
That fucking llama has been spreading rumors about me for years.