Getting on the elevator ground floor, I walk in and the Asian guy says, "oh I thought we were on level 2 already"
"not yet, I'm going to three. You were just picking me up"
"I wouldn't do that, I'm married."
"I wouldn't let you, I'm married, too."
"besides,"he says,
Door opens, "I'm way too tall for you."
Posted via
LiveJournal app for iPhone.