I got one of these just a minute ago for the first time in almost a year.
Project Upstream: Dude, get out of my pants.
Me 12:56 am
(12:56:29 AM): excuse me?
(12:56:44 AM): oh man is this a salmonbot
636471445 12:56 am
(12:56:49 AM): who art thou?
Me 12:57 am
(12:57:28 AM): sigh, it's a salmonbot. it's a thing where it randomly IMs two people and confusion insues.
(12:57:44 AM): They're kind of interesting, as long as you don't get freaked out by talking to internet strangers.
636471445 12:57 am
(12:57:52 AM): huh?
(12:57:56 AM): is this a serf?
Me 12:58 am
(12:58:05 AM): A what?
636471445 12:58 am
(12:58:10 AM): ood night
636471445 12:59 am
(12:59:19 AM): like for real do i know thee?
Me 12:59 am
(12:59:40 AM): No. It's a robot/program that randomly ims people.
(1:00:05 AM): Usually, like, we both posted something on Livejournal or Xanga or something nigh-simultaneously and the bot goes by that.
636471445 1:00 am
(1:00:35 AM): ya i do not play any onlime games
Me 1:01 am
(1:01:27 AM): hold on, gimme a sec, I'll try and find a better explanation for you.
(1:01:46 AM):
http://community.livejournal.com/themissinghat/profile read the faqs here.
(1:03:01 AM): Do you get it?
636471445 1:03 am
(1:03:08 AM): ya i know what jousting is but how didst thou obtain my guild information
(1:03:11 AM): ?
Me 1:03 am
(1:03:22 AM): Guild information? I dunno what you're talking about.
636471445 1:03 am
(1:03:47 AM): ya sure, thou art on my skype and i know not how ye got it
(1:04:06 AM): i do not really know what a guild iss...
Me 1:04 am
(1:04:09 AM): Oh, I'm using AIM. I'm telling you, dude, that I didn't do this, it's a program.
636471445 1:04 am
(1:04:41 AM): what is a scroll?
Me 1:04 am
(1:04:50 AM): What do you mean?
636471445 1:05 am
(1:05:23 AM): leave me alone
(1:05:26 AM): thanks
Me 1:05 am
(1:05:35 AM): Okay, fine.
(1:05:38 AM): Have a nice life, peace.