YOU MAKE ME GO CRAZY
Title: You Make Me Go Crazy
Pairing: KyuMin
Rating: PG
Genre: fluff, romance, crack
Warning/s: yaoi
Verse: expanded
Type/Status: One-Shot; Complete, 1,878W
Summary: Lee Sungmin will be the death of Cho Kyuhyun.
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Kyuhyun sighed and stretched his arms as he yawned, letting himself into his shared room with his lover, wanting nothing more than to let Sungmin's presence wash all of his exhaustion away. Thailand had been great, the welcome from his fans more of hot rather than warm. Ah... my popularity, Kyuhyun mused, feeling smug about his growing fan base. Ironically though, despite all the fangirls who gave him their love, at the end of the day, all that mattered to Kyuhyun was one person's presence. Don't get him wrong, he loves his fans. But there's just something special about a love that is more of in an intimate level. His love for Sungmin, that is.
When he first started out in Super Junior, he didn't think he'd have fans of his own. After all, all he had were haters at first. There were times when he felt like giving up, but a certain jolly hyung of his cheered for him to continue on, encouraging him to focus on his singing rather than the fans' hateful comments. Looking back, Kyuhyun couldn't help but think that it was the reason why he developed feelings for Sungmin. The elder just had that effect on him - making him feel as if everything's all right when in reality, everything's falling apart.
Speaking of Sungmin, the elder was lying on their shared bed, his back facing Kyuhyun. The maknae dropped his backpack onto the floor and slid in right next to his lover, spooning him from behind, inhaling Sungmin's sweet scent as he nuzzled his cheek. It took Kyuhyun a few moments before he realized that Sungmin was squirming out of his hold. He was shocked, of course. Frankly speaking, Sungmin was the clingy type and never did he reject body contact from Kyuhyun. Well, not until now.
"Minimi? What's wrong?" Kyuhyun asked worriedly, placing a hand on Sungmin's shoulders, only for it to be shrugged off.
Kyuhyun got panicky. He couldn't recall having done something that would make Sungmin mad, did he? It couldn't be his duet with Changmin too. They fought about it too, but that was a closed book already, having happened a few days back. So what the hell pissed Sungmin this time?
"Min? What's wrong?" Kyuhyun pressed on, shaking his lover by the shoulders and forcing him down to a supine position just so he would look at him.
Sungmin merely shook his head from side-to-side as he was pinned into place by Kyuhyun's hands on both of his shoulders, not unlike a child who refuses to drink the medicine his mother feeds him.
Kyuhyun loosened his hold when Sungmin stopped struggling, cupping the elder's cheeks and forcing him to stay put so that they saw eye ro eye. "Hey, Min? Are you mad at me?"
Sungmin merely scrunched his nose and whined, causing Kyuhyun to retract his hands and raise them up, smelling his armpits one-by-one. He couldn't find anything wrong with his smell, but he knew the matter couldn't be overlooked as one of his major fights with Sungmin involved their disagreement over Kyuhyun's deodorant scent.
"You don't like my smell? I forgot to bring my deodorant with me to Thailand, so I had the manager buy me one from the local drugstore," Kyuhyun raised his hands up in the air defensively, aware that Sungmin's sensitivity to smell could as well cause the World War III in itself.
It was all it took for Sungmin's patience to break. He jolted up on the bed and started thrashing around, smacking whatever part of Kyuhyun he could reach, the maknae helpless to his lover's outburst.
"Ow - Ow! I'm sorry, okay! I'll take a bath now and I'll throw that deo stick down the toilet bowl!"
More punches.
"Okay okay! I'll burn it, send it to the pits of hell."
The punches were accompanied by kicks this time.
"Ouch! I'll have that deo brand's company closed. Ow! I'll write to Thailand's president! Not my butt - ow! I'll do whatever you want! I'm gonna die - ouch!"
Sungmin panted as he glared at Kyuhyun, seething in anger yet not continuing the battery lest Kyuhyun did actually mean it when he said he was dying. No matter how mad he is, he still loved him after all.
"Hey Min, tell me, what's wrong?" Kyuhyun said cautiously, not reaching a hand to Sungmin this time though. He loved his hands, and consequently, his life, thank you very much.
"Why did I even fall in love with you, you stupid twat! I knew I should've said 'yes' to Hae instead. Then again, what kind of best friend would I be? Hyukjae had already been in love with him since forever!" Sungmin murmured, more to himself than Kyuhyun.
"What!? Donghae-hyung courted you!? That fish is gonna get it for su --- ah - ow!"
"You are not to touch a hair on Donghae's head, understand?" Sungmin threatened as he pinched Kyuhyun's ear, only letting go when the maknae had nodded furiously. "Besides, he was never really my type. He's too perfect, and his face is too handsome for my liking."
"Wow. Thanks, Min. Thank you for choosing me then, the ugly one, as your boyfriend," Kyuhyun muttered sarcastically, already plotting the demise of a certain Lee Donghae in his head.
"Well, you should be thankful. I mean, you're not bad looking. But you've gotta admit, Donghae is a god. I think Siwon is handsome too, and even Heechul-hyung is so pretty-looking," Sungmin babbled on, not minding the hurt look on his boyfriend's face.
"Jeez. Thank you, really. You're doing wonders for my ego," Kyuhyun rolled his eyes and sighed in defeat. Sungmin just says whatever is on his mind and there's just nothing he can do about it.
"N'awww don't be jealous, Kyu. Even though I could have had any other member as they've all asked me out at least once, I chose you, didn't I? You should be thankful," Sungmin continued, tilting his head to the side in a cute manner.
"Even Ryeowook!? That traitor!" Kyuhyun fumed. He thought his bestfriend and him clearly agreed on the "Bros before hoes." code. Apparently, somebody didn't keep his word.
"Everyone. And don't be upset now. That was a long time ago. I turned him down gently because seriously, can you imagine who would top if we actually ended up together!?" Sungmin visibly cringed, causing Kyuhyun to facepalm.
Sungmin's lips may be pretty, but there are just times when Kyuhyun wouldn't want to do anything more than to sew them together so the elder wouldn't be able to speak. Now is one of those times.
"Oh god! Spare me the details. You better forgive me for whatever I've done that made you mad by this time. Now, I wouldn't be able to trust any of the other members ever again," Kyuhyun closed his eyes and massaged his temples, feeling an oncoming headache due to Sungmin's tactlessness.
"Oh right! I was - I am mad at you!" Sungmin pouted, crossing his arms across his chest petulantly.
"What did I do now!? I'll take a bath right this instant!" Kyuhyun made to get off the bed, only to slump back down when Sungmin yanked him by the wrist.
"You said I was fat!" Sungmin accused, eyebrows meeting on his forehead because he was scowling so hard.
"I did not!" Kyuhyun said indignantly. He really didn't, did he?
"Gosh! You meant somebody else? Are you cheating on me Cho Kyuhyun!?" Sungmin gasped, eyes glistening all of a sudden.
"W-Wait... What!? A few moments ago, I smell bad, and now I'm a cheater!?" Kyuhyun said as he looked at Sungmin disbelievingly.
"Don't you deny it. I have reliable sources, you know. You said "I love you fat baby" in your fan meet. Who is this fat baby you speak of then!?" Sungmin spat. Of course, he made it a point not to mention that his reliable sources were KyuMin fansites.
"For heaven's sake, Min. I was just asked to translate!" Kyuhyun muttered exasperatedly.
"So you just said that for the purpose of translating? You don't really love me!?" Sungmin spat, a lone tear falling from his left eye.
"N-No! You know that's not what I meant! Of course I love you!" Kyuhyun immediately gathered his lover in a hug, rubbing small circles on the elder's back as he started to cry.
"You better! Why did you have to call me fat anyway? You know I have issues with my weight," Sungmin chided, breaking away from Kyuhyun's hug in favor of glaring at the younger.
"I'm sorry, okay? But just so you know, your body is perfect for me. I don't think you're fat at all," Kyuhyun said earnestly, hoping that Sungmin would believe what he said.
"You're only saying that because you're afraid of not getting some," Sungmin continued to sulk, although the corners of his lips had twitched up at the slightest as he was touched by his lover's words.
"Of course not. I mean it, Min," Kyuhyun smiled, not able to help himself from pecking his hyung's nose which was red from crying.
"Fine. Just don't do it again," Sungmin conceded, returning Kyuhyun's smile with one of his very own.
"Okay. Anyway, I think you shouldn't be too rigid in your diet. You've been getting crankier ever since you started to lose weight," Kyuhyun pointed out, leaping out of the bed and back as he remembered something. "I got you these, by the way."
Sungmin looked at the green packaging on Kyuhyun's hand and scowled in disgust, his anger coming back full force.
"How could you!? You know I'm on a diet!" Sungmin blurted out, looking scandalized.
"But you said you liked these!" Kyuhyun was at his wit's end. Everything he did today just seemed to piss Sungmin even more.
"I did. I do. But I'm on a diet!" Sungmin all but shrieked.
"Fuck diets. Eat and be happy!" Kyuhyun replied with a shriek of his own.
"If I gain so much as a pound when I weigh in at the gym tomorrow, I'm gonna skin you alive. Mark my words, Kyu!" Sungmin threatened, grabbing the snack out of Kyuhyun's hold anyway. He munched on a couple of chips for a while before spitting it out all of a sudden onto Kyuhyun's face. "Why are these spicy!?"
"It's the new flavor. I told you before, didn't I? That's why I had to shoot for a new commercial," Kyuhyun explained as he wiped food fragments off of his face.
"I hate it. I don't care if you're endorsing it. I'm never going to eat it again," Sungmin said with finality, slumping back to the bed with his back against Kyuhyun.
Kyuhyun figured he couldn't do anything else and made to prepare for bed. He slipped back into the bed after showering, surprised when Sungmin edged in closer to him. He welcomed Sungmin's warmth and made the elder use his arm as a pillow, immediately humming an old lullaby into Sungmin's ear out of habit. The lullaby was ending and Kyuhyun thought Sungmin was already asleep when the latter stirred.
"Kyu?"
"Hmmm?"
"Um... Do you still have more of those chips?"
Kyuhyun couldn't help but chuckle as he replied: "Yes. They're in my bag. Now, sleep, my fat baby."
"Kyu! I told you not to call me that. Are you just plain stupid or crazy?"
"You make me go crazy, Minimi. But it's okay, because I love you."
"Gosh, I really hate you sometimes!"
"Jeez. I was just joking! Since when have you been so... hormonal!?"
"Actually...
~END~
P.S. I just got home from OT at work and found out about Kyuhyun talking about Sungmin in his Masita fan meet so this is written in a jiffy because I cannot contain my KyuMin feels and I just can't not write this.
P.S.S. Unbeta'd. Written under the influence of alcohol. Not to be taken seriously.
P.S.S.S. The ending is up for free interpretation *cough* SUNGMIN IS PREGNANT *cough*
P.S.S.S.S. Everything is KyuMin and nothing hurts ~ KYUMIN SHIPPERS GROUP HUG!!! ;~~~;"