In summary
(7:57:24 PM) joethesockpuppet: how was the wedding?
(7:57:37 PM) TheMindChasm: there were some shortcomings
(7:57:47 PM) TheMindChasm: i got hit on by a girl who is now my sister-in-law
(7:57:55 PM) joethesockpuppet: .....
(7:57:57 PM) TheMindChasm: somehow that didn't bother her
(7:57:57 PM) joethesockpuppet: awkward
(7:58:10 PM) TheMindChasm: it was a "redneck themed" wedding
(7:58:27 PM) TheMindChasm: so my mom had made dresses of hunting camo
(7:58:47 PM) TheMindChasm: bride, groom, best man, bridesmaids, everyone
(7:58:55 PM) joethesockpuppet: ;_;
(7:59:00 PM) TheMindChasm: she gave away my bed, my bedding
(7:59:06 PM) TheMindChasm: and my unopened kitchen set
(7:59:21 PM) TheMindChasm: plates, bowls, silverware, knife set, and utensils
(7:59:23 PM) joethesockpuppet: that's not cool
(7:59:26 PM) TheMindChasm: including spatula and stuff
(7:59:33 PM) TheMindChasm: bed was brand new
(7:59:53 PM) joethesockpuppet: is she going to reimburse you?
(7:59:57 PM) TheMindChasm: pretty much all i got back were some vhs tapes i didn't want
(8:00:01 PM) TheMindChasm: my sword, and my guitar
(8:00:14 PM) joethesockpuppet: that's shitty
(8:00:26 PM) joethesockpuppet: i mean, sword and guitar, yay... but still shitty
(8:01:03 PM) TheMindChasm: the car ride proved my brother is still mostly scumbag
(8:01:12 PM) TheMindChasm: while he and baby-momma argued
(8:01:18 PM) joethesockpuppet: sadness
(8:01:26 PM) TheMindChasm: she was basically your typical highschool skank
(8:01:43 PM) TheMindChasm: he's still unrelentingly selfish
(8:01:57 PM) TheMindChasm: cousins are all druggies (save 1)
(8:02:04 PM) TheMindChasm: mom and pals still drunks
(8:02:22 PM) TheMindChasm: she is quitting smoking on monday, because she got a lung disease
(8:02:24 PM) TheMindChasm: i forget which
(8:02:34 PM) joethesockpuppet: jesus
(8:02:37 PM) TheMindChasm: but it's in early stages, so if she actually quits it'll heal
(8:02:47 PM) joethesockpuppet: good luck to her on that
(8:03:02 PM) TheMindChasm: she promised to quit
(8:03:11 PM) TheMindChasm: i wish i could take her word
(8:03:12 PM) joethesockpuppet: it doesn't sound like she's in an environment that will encourage her, though
(8:03:22 PM) TheMindChasm: yeah
(8:03:27 PM) TheMindChasm: everyone there was smoking
(8:03:34 PM) TheMindChasm: 5 feet away from babies
(8:03:38 PM) TheMindChasm: which there are now about 5 of
(8:03:41 PM) TheMindChasm: spread across the family
(8:04:16 PM) joethesockpuppet: babies are contagious
(8:04:29 PM) TheMindChasm: my best-off cousin has a steady girlfriend/job
(8:04:31 PM) TheMindChasm: and only smokes
(8:04:40 PM) TheMindChasm: drinks responsibly, doesn't drug
(8:04:42 PM) TheMindChasm: doesn't baby
(8:04:57 PM) joethesockpuppet: a+ for only one disgusting habit
(8:05:15 PM) TheMindChasm: my bible-thumping cousin didn't show
(8:05:23 PM) TheMindChasm: because he's working on marrying his first girlfriend
(8:05:27 PM) TheMindChasm: so he can lose his virginity
(8:05:38 PM) TheMindChasm: i don't know if he smokes or anything. i know he drinks
(8:05:38 PM) joethesockpuppet: sounds classy
(8:05:44 PM) TheMindChasm: yeah
(8:05:51 PM) TheMindChasm: he's 2 days younger than sam
(8:05:59 PM) TheMindChasm: dude is anxious
(8:06:03 PM) TheMindChasm: to make a penis mistake
(8:06:21 PM) TheMindChasm: but the good news
(8:06:29 PM) TheMindChasm: yep
(8:06:42 PM) joethesockpuppet: there is good news?
(8:06:52 PM) TheMindChasm: nothing comes to mind
(8:07:05 PM) joethesockpuppet: you said so
(8:07:17 PM) TheMindChasm: comedic effect
(8:07:21 PM) TheMindChasm: to lessen the sadness
(8:07:28 PM) joethesockpuppet: did it work?
(8:07:35 PM) TheMindChasm: slightly
(7:57:37 PM) TheMindChasm: there were some shortcomings
(7:57:47 PM) TheMindChasm: i got hit on by a girl who is now my sister-in-law
(7:57:55 PM) joethesockpuppet: .....
(7:57:57 PM) TheMindChasm: somehow that didn't bother her
(7:57:57 PM) joethesockpuppet: awkward
(7:58:10 PM) TheMindChasm: it was a "redneck themed" wedding
(7:58:27 PM) TheMindChasm: so my mom had made dresses of hunting camo
(7:58:47 PM) TheMindChasm: bride, groom, best man, bridesmaids, everyone
(7:58:55 PM) joethesockpuppet: ;_;
(7:59:00 PM) TheMindChasm: she gave away my bed, my bedding
(7:59:06 PM) TheMindChasm: and my unopened kitchen set
(7:59:21 PM) TheMindChasm: plates, bowls, silverware, knife set, and utensils
(7:59:23 PM) joethesockpuppet: that's not cool
(7:59:26 PM) TheMindChasm: including spatula and stuff
(7:59:33 PM) TheMindChasm: bed was brand new
(7:59:53 PM) joethesockpuppet: is she going to reimburse you?
(7:59:57 PM) TheMindChasm: pretty much all i got back were some vhs tapes i didn't want
(8:00:01 PM) TheMindChasm: my sword, and my guitar
(8:00:14 PM) joethesockpuppet: that's shitty
(8:00:26 PM) joethesockpuppet: i mean, sword and guitar, yay... but still shitty
(8:01:03 PM) TheMindChasm: the car ride proved my brother is still mostly scumbag
(8:01:12 PM) TheMindChasm: while he and baby-momma argued
(8:01:18 PM) joethesockpuppet: sadness
(8:01:26 PM) TheMindChasm: she was basically your typical highschool skank
(8:01:43 PM) TheMindChasm: he's still unrelentingly selfish
(8:01:57 PM) TheMindChasm: cousins are all druggies (save 1)
(8:02:04 PM) TheMindChasm: mom and pals still drunks
(8:02:22 PM) TheMindChasm: she is quitting smoking on monday, because she got a lung disease
(8:02:24 PM) TheMindChasm: i forget which
(8:02:34 PM) joethesockpuppet: jesus
(8:02:37 PM) TheMindChasm: but it's in early stages, so if she actually quits it'll heal
(8:02:47 PM) joethesockpuppet: good luck to her on that
(8:03:02 PM) TheMindChasm: she promised to quit
(8:03:11 PM) TheMindChasm: i wish i could take her word
(8:03:12 PM) joethesockpuppet: it doesn't sound like she's in an environment that will encourage her, though
(8:03:22 PM) TheMindChasm: yeah
(8:03:27 PM) TheMindChasm: everyone there was smoking
(8:03:34 PM) TheMindChasm: 5 feet away from babies
(8:03:38 PM) TheMindChasm: which there are now about 5 of
(8:03:41 PM) TheMindChasm: spread across the family
(8:04:16 PM) joethesockpuppet: babies are contagious
(8:04:29 PM) TheMindChasm: my best-off cousin has a steady girlfriend/job
(8:04:31 PM) TheMindChasm: and only smokes
(8:04:40 PM) TheMindChasm: drinks responsibly, doesn't drug
(8:04:42 PM) TheMindChasm: doesn't baby
(8:04:57 PM) joethesockpuppet: a+ for only one disgusting habit
(8:05:15 PM) TheMindChasm: my bible-thumping cousin didn't show
(8:05:23 PM) TheMindChasm: because he's working on marrying his first girlfriend
(8:05:27 PM) TheMindChasm: so he can lose his virginity
(8:05:38 PM) TheMindChasm: i don't know if he smokes or anything. i know he drinks
(8:05:38 PM) joethesockpuppet: sounds classy
(8:05:44 PM) TheMindChasm: yeah
(8:05:51 PM) TheMindChasm: he's 2 days younger than sam
(8:05:59 PM) TheMindChasm: dude is anxious
(8:06:03 PM) TheMindChasm: to make a penis mistake
(8:06:21 PM) TheMindChasm: but the good news
(8:06:29 PM) TheMindChasm: yep
(8:06:42 PM) joethesockpuppet: there is good news?
(8:06:52 PM) TheMindChasm: nothing comes to mind
(8:07:05 PM) joethesockpuppet: you said so
(8:07:17 PM) TheMindChasm: comedic effect
(8:07:21 PM) TheMindChasm: to lessen the sadness
(8:07:28 PM) joethesockpuppet: did it work?
(8:07:35 PM) TheMindChasm: slightly