I am convinced I suffered brain damage
But at least my house has a connection to the street. I don't know how much longer I can not spy on my creepy neighbors. They leave a baby outside at night, in one of those baby swings. Sometimes they speak, but it's always in Russian. They yelled about our dog once, while he was in California. I was too shocked to see them outside at the same time as the sun, so I didn't think to tell them that.