rugby haircut.
This moment I am disgustingly happy. There's no one to tell. This makes the feeling more of a secret and soon enough a mechanical error.
I spent over an hour on the phone with Ashley. We each manned our stations at the internet and looked at shit that gave us seizures. She is currently obsessed with owning movies in VHS while I am currently obsessed with $400 frames. I fail at making friends. Well, no, I fail at hanging out with friends. It is much easier to be alone. I'm ultimately okay with this, but I miss my flashlight dog. AND Celina. If I were white I would have ancestors. And if I were Norwegian I'd be in Antestor. Not exactly, not at all actually, but I couldn't pass up that opportunity.
common phrases that roam around these parts include,
"get out of my way I have to pee."
"no! muggy!"
"kill it, kill it!"
"is that a frog?!?!!"
I am spoiled. Yes, that is what the smell is. Yes, I'm where the smell was coming from.
Jon Bennett laughs now and it's fucking awesome.
like a shovel to a raccoon,
a shoveled raccoon.
& I'm infuckinglove with Dr. House. I would leave J. for him, but only as his character on the show. Not the smelly Brit that he is in real life. I want him to be my wrinkle in fucking time. I want to shove the catheter into his penis. Well, among other things, but that is definitely on the beginnings of my list. He is dashingly droopy and his eyes bug out to a brilliant bulge. Gregory House owns my fucking mental vagina. Diagnose me already, goddammit.
I spent over an hour on the phone with Ashley. We each manned our stations at the internet and looked at shit that gave us seizures. She is currently obsessed with owning movies in VHS while I am currently obsessed with $400 frames. I fail at making friends. Well, no, I fail at hanging out with friends. It is much easier to be alone. I'm ultimately okay with this, but I miss my flashlight dog. AND Celina. If I were white I would have ancestors. And if I were Norwegian I'd be in Antestor. Not exactly, not at all actually, but I couldn't pass up that opportunity.
common phrases that roam around these parts include,
"get out of my way I have to pee."
"no! muggy!"
"kill it, kill it!"
"is that a frog?!?!!"
I am spoiled. Yes, that is what the smell is. Yes, I'm where the smell was coming from.
Jon Bennett laughs now and it's fucking awesome.
like a shovel to a raccoon,
a shoveled raccoon.
& I'm infuckinglove with Dr. House. I would leave J. for him, but only as his character on the show. Not the smelly Brit that he is in real life. I want him to be my wrinkle in fucking time. I want to shove the catheter into his penis. Well, among other things, but that is definitely on the beginnings of my list. He is dashingly droopy and his eyes bug out to a brilliant bulge. Gregory House owns my fucking mental vagina. Diagnose me already, goddammit.