Fighting the World, One Middle School English Teacher at a Time
No updates for quite a while! My apologies, fair readers.
Yesterday was the day of the Three Point Fifth Detroit Area Bullshido Throwdown. Bullshido, for those amongst you unfamiliar, is an online community for tremendously rude people who happen to be fond of martial arts.
You may recall a similar post some time ago, when I attended the last Throwdown, and posted several videos of me fighting/goofing off in a cage, as I am about to do:
Dagon Round One:
My opponent is the middle school English teacher referred to in the title of the post. He practices a style of kung fu known as Wing Chun, which required me to respond with the deadly CRAB STYLE!
Dagon Round Two:
Here, I abandon the Crab Style for the Repeated Knees to the Leg style. Though he didn't feel it much during the fight itself, Dagon was limping around for the rest of the day.
In the end, he taps due to a combination of the body lock I and the repeated punches and elbows I was throwing to his midsection. Apparently, the combination of the two made him start to throw up a little bit, leading to his submission.
I am extremely proud of that suplex.
Bustardo Round One:
Chris, (or "Bustardo," as he is known in the gallant fraternity of internet bullies) was my next opponent, as you can tell, he's a good deal larger than I; as in, two hundred and thirty pounds to oppose my one hundred and fifty.
Bustardo Round Two:
Given that our first match was so short, I challenged him to a second. He whallops me soundly in this one, too.
At the end of the throwdown, a friend and gymmate of Bustardo wanted to hop in the cage. Though also a large fellow, was fairly new to the gentleman's art of fisticuffs and grappling, and I was able to achieve a more pleasing outcome in two out of our three matches.
Round One:
Just not this one. I make a foolish mistake in attempt to hold him down via a scarfhold, and consequently lose my back.
Round Two:
I get my vengeance quite swiftly, via triangle choke.
Round Three:
I come quite close to actually hitting him with a butterfly kick, but alas, I'm a few inches off. I still win.
Yesterday was the day of the Three Point Fifth Detroit Area Bullshido Throwdown. Bullshido, for those amongst you unfamiliar, is an online community for tremendously rude people who happen to be fond of martial arts.
You may recall a similar post some time ago, when I attended the last Throwdown, and posted several videos of me fighting/goofing off in a cage, as I am about to do:
Dagon Round One:
My opponent is the middle school English teacher referred to in the title of the post. He practices a style of kung fu known as Wing Chun, which required me to respond with the deadly CRAB STYLE!
Dagon Round Two:
Here, I abandon the Crab Style for the Repeated Knees to the Leg style. Though he didn't feel it much during the fight itself, Dagon was limping around for the rest of the day.
In the end, he taps due to a combination of the body lock I and the repeated punches and elbows I was throwing to his midsection. Apparently, the combination of the two made him start to throw up a little bit, leading to his submission.
I am extremely proud of that suplex.
Bustardo Round One:
Chris, (or "Bustardo," as he is known in the gallant fraternity of internet bullies) was my next opponent, as you can tell, he's a good deal larger than I; as in, two hundred and thirty pounds to oppose my one hundred and fifty.
Bustardo Round Two:
Given that our first match was so short, I challenged him to a second. He whallops me soundly in this one, too.
At the end of the throwdown, a friend and gymmate of Bustardo wanted to hop in the cage. Though also a large fellow, was fairly new to the gentleman's art of fisticuffs and grappling, and I was able to achieve a more pleasing outcome in two out of our three matches.
Round One:
Just not this one. I make a foolish mistake in attempt to hold him down via a scarfhold, and consequently lose my back.
Round Two:
I get my vengeance quite swiftly, via triangle choke.
Round Three:
I come quite close to actually hitting him with a butterfly kick, but alas, I'm a few inches off. I still win.