Happy Birthday Clair Bear

[themightyian]

Well shit, this weekend was a real good one I'd have to say. Friday was Clara's birthday and I was really glad that Angelica was there to help me out and to stand up. It sucks so bad to have to sing for West Side Story with a badass hangover. Josiah thought it was the funniest thing cause he was at the party (though sober) and he knew why I came

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[venom_please]

This is what actually happens: I run up and hug you which causes all the honey on me to transfer onto you as well. Then the bees will come after you and you'll run off like the terrified child that you are. Then Bryan will come to my rescue, and in the process I'll get him to lick all the honey off me and then I'll just suck his cock, making sure to keep the camera rolling. After that I'll send the tape to you in the mail and get a few of your father's Italian mafia men to MAKE SURE you watch it, and then I'll have your father kill you and your JEALOUS self off and say it was the dog. I'll send Ian a copy too just because you can't deny that that's some hot kinky shit ;) although I'm sure he'd rather be watching raunchy gay porn or something.

SO don't go telling me that I'm a crazy jealous bitch. You can't use that against me or anything else because I will admit it. It does not offend. I'm not ashamed to be who I am, even if it's not who everyone wants me to be.

It's OBVIOUS that this doesn't really have much to do with Ian and everything to do with us. We OBVIOUSLY have some underlying problems here. bottom line: we need marriage counseling.