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[themidgetgod]

Got my teeth out this morning. Went fine, no problems, no I'm just swollen and my face feels like heavy leather.

I feel like John Kerry - big, sagging jaw. But we all loved him anyway, right?

But get this:

Someone just offered me a job as office bitch working for a Nobel-prize winning economist at University of Chicago! FUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!