Wow.
themidgetgod's LJ stalker is sorrowoflove!sorrowoflove is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also getting with your significant other!
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Go-Quiz.com Gloria's emo side is stalking me 'cause I'm foxy. Wow. That's just amazing. Gloria, I never knew you felt like that. Next time I'm in Simi, whaddaya say you and I...?
And I'm bothered that you're getting it on with my "significant other," even though I don't know who s/he is. Tell me so I can get it on with him/her too.
This is two posts in as many minutes. Sad life.