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Apparently i am the only person in the world right now who can't resolve the name notsokosher.net/.com which sucks, because im bored. So i've come back to the LiveJournal community for a breif rendevous. As you can see, my spelling is still not what it should be, but the same as it used to be. Wow, its been a long time since i last updated this thing with out the intention of drawing people away from it and towards NOTSOKOSHER.NET actually, don't go there yet, i'll let you know when its doing better, i need to make a lot of updates on it, but if you have any ideas, let me know.
So, have i mentioned how awesome clemson is? because, if i havn't, then i should. Clemson is awesome. So awesome it makes you want to shoot water out your nose every time you so much as utter the word....clemson.....JAD......JAD....JAD...ok, so our kicker is named JAD. and when he kicks, everyone slowly cheers "JAD", like from the starbucks comercial. its funny.
Clearly you all can see what has been occupying my life the past few..well, ever: clemson and notsokosher. yes, these two things are my life. get used to it! So, time for me to take a trip out of town and pick up some illicit materials, otherwise known as Vagina. thats right, vagina, i said it, i havn't gotten laid in 5 months. Which proves that my game IS worth something because I don't want to. i realized that i had more than my share last year, at least in a universal "whats your name, again?" sense. it gets disheartening after a while. so i turned off my game, no intentions anywhere, and no getting laid. Ok, so how to i turn it back on? the gears are rusted through, it seems. I need some maintainence. I need....to go back to the boro...
So, have i mentioned how awesome clemson is? because, if i havn't, then i should. Clemson is awesome. So awesome it makes you want to shoot water out your nose every time you so much as utter the word....clemson.....JAD......JAD....JAD...ok, so our kicker is named JAD. and when he kicks, everyone slowly cheers "JAD", like from the starbucks comercial. its funny.
Clearly you all can see what has been occupying my life the past few..well, ever: clemson and notsokosher. yes, these two things are my life. get used to it! So, time for me to take a trip out of town and pick up some illicit materials, otherwise known as Vagina. thats right, vagina, i said it, i havn't gotten laid in 5 months. Which proves that my game IS worth something because I don't want to. i realized that i had more than my share last year, at least in a universal "whats your name, again?" sense. it gets disheartening after a while. so i turned off my game, no intentions anywhere, and no getting laid. Ok, so how to i turn it back on? the gears are rusted through, it seems. I need some maintainence. I need....to go back to the boro...