puerto rico
sooo it's been a long while. everything was different. but now it's slowly returning to a perverse version of normal. which is weird bc it's taking a long time, and yeah. i just got back from puerto rico. cute. im not very tan. i dislike the sun, and my mild sunburn was a good excuse to sit in the room and order movies no one else wanted to watch. i got shoes. it was a nice surprise vacation. i made my mom call "my place" for me because i skipped out on 4/20...obviously. and i didn't want them to think i was pulling anything funny. hopefully the meek adventure of 4/20 wont show up in the form a thc positive urine. "ale, your most recent urine has come up dirty, what happened?" nahhh fuck that. i have it tommorow, hopefully the subject will be avoided, and they'll forget to do a urine, because they always do.
i got two cartons of cigarettes for 19.95 each. duty free is the shit. next time i go on vacation i think ill stock up on cigarettes i dont smoke and cash out, on the freshman. oh wait. im graduatinggggggggg. not soon enough. i read girl, interuppted, and i have started the virgin suicides, care of bailee. i got a manicure done, which was painful, i fell asleep with my foot in a strangers lap, always awkward.
memorable moments:
1. mummy sitting next to me drunk on the plane.
2. mummy in the hot tub talking about how she hot boxes the bathroom.
3. first legal casino trip. eh, snooooooze.
4. the driver guy saying, "i dont really stripper girls." no one asked, buddy.
5. being circled by horny puerto ricans while my mother is trying to get directions to the mall.
oh and i GOT MY CAR!!
and i have sooooooooooooooo many cigarettes, 400 to be exact.
i got two cartons of cigarettes for 19.95 each. duty free is the shit. next time i go on vacation i think ill stock up on cigarettes i dont smoke and cash out, on the freshman. oh wait. im graduatinggggggggg. not soon enough. i read girl, interuppted, and i have started the virgin suicides, care of bailee. i got a manicure done, which was painful, i fell asleep with my foot in a strangers lap, always awkward.
memorable moments:
1. mummy sitting next to me drunk on the plane.
2. mummy in the hot tub talking about how she hot boxes the bathroom.
3. first legal casino trip. eh, snooooooze.
4. the driver guy saying, "i dont really stripper girls." no one asked, buddy.
5. being circled by horny puerto ricans while my mother is trying to get directions to the mall.
oh and i GOT MY CAR!!
and i have sooooooooooooooo many cigarettes, 400 to be exact.