Be afraid
I hate my fucking lame-ass boring job. I love that they send me to $2000 worth of training in Photoshop, Quark, and Illustrator, yet they insist on only giving me fucking PowerPoint and Word to format. Apparently I'm the only person in a company of over 10,000 people that knows how to format Word and PPT. Aren't I the fucking specialist. Last time I was this annoyed with my job I was asked, "why don't you just quit?" To which I replied, "I'm a big weeny and I'm comfortable there - which makes you lazy. It would probably take something pretty big to get me to quit." That was September 10, 2001. Let's hope that I can finish updating my resume and actually look for a new job before the gods give me another big reason to leave my the current one.