Title: Perfect Match
Author: serialbathera
Fandom: Profiler
Prompt: 5 Passion (profiler_fans vday challenge)
Characters: cupid, Nick Cooper, Donald Lucas
Characters mentioned: none
Pairings: Donald Lucas/ Nick Cooper
Word Count: 306
Warnings: kidnapping
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Cupid wants to know if his match is right
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, except for the crazy
Author’s Notes: this may be considered slightly weird…heehee
The man dressed in the giant diaper smiled down at his sleeping hostages. He was thinking he might ask for Ransom but wasn’t sure if that would do any good. One of the hostages didn’t seem to have anyone in his life, and the other was an ATF agent, and they had a tendency not to send money.
The man, who was calling himself Cupid, decided he would get his hostages to perform, and tape it to put on the internet.
He moved the one called Nick Cooper, where he could lock his arms around the waist of the misfit, Donald Lucien or Lucas (whatever the hell his name was, Cupid didn’t really care.) He waited till they woke up before he turned the camera on.
“This is your big movie debut. Kiss him with Passion like you mean it.” Cupid smiled watching the two men squirm as they tried to free themselves. Cupid moved around from the camera, picking up the semi-automatic he had left by the side of the camera. He made sure to stay out of frame. “Come on your audience is waiting for your love scene.”
The two men seemed nervous, but Nick moved his head a few inches where his lips could meet with Donald’s. The first kiss lasted a few seconds, and Cupid stepped back behind the camera to see what would happen next.
He was thinking of another plan, when the second kiss happened, this time unforced, and lasting much longer than the first.
Cupid left giving them privacy, when he came back three hours later, they were still kissing.
He was able to loosen their chains without them noticing. His only rule was he wouldn’t kill the hostages if they fell in love.
Cupid skipped out of the room happily. Another random pair put together thanks to Cupid.