SUP FOLKS. I come bearing the bad news that our gorgeous weather ceased to be over the course of about 8 hours where the temperature plunged 30 degrees. Suffice it to say that I am not adjusting well. Weather is a cruel bitch and that, quite simply, is that. Now have a list of funny things:
[♥] Despite the lack of bats, my job has continued to be absolutely hilarious through this week. Tuesday was everyone ASKING about the bats and today? Well, today I walk in and realize that all the lights are off and the shop isn't open Now I come in at one. We open at nine. I was justifiably confused.
So I call the Boss Man.
Me: Hey John? I walked in and all the lights were off, is there something going on I need to know about?
Him: No? Who was supposed to work this morning?
Me: ...Well actually you usually do, John.
Yeah, my boss forgot to open the shop. Excuse me as that STILL amuses me.
[♠] Joe can successfully blow smokehearts, provided the wind is not being retarded.
[♦] And speaking of Joe, google documents
offended his sensibilities.
[♣] And last but not least, enjoy a rundown of the contents of my purse, as it's oddities often serve me well.
+ 1 wallet plus moneys [duh]
+ 1 cell phone [duh]
+ 2 checkbooks
+ 2 lighters
+ 1 small bottle hand lotion
+ 1 map of the London Underground
+ 1 Oyster Card [only useful for above]
+ 1 magic wand
+ 1 whoopie cushion
+ 1 pocket kite
+ 1 tire guage
+ 1 black marker
+ ? lipsticks/lipglosses
+ 1 pencil
+ 1 pink highlighter
+ ? play tickets
And my purse is not large. I am prepared for anything.
[♥] I have found enough giraffe-man icons to make me happy.
Be proud of me! [♠] Happy Valentines?