SPIKE LEE IS TRIPPIN!
IAN JUDD DOESN'T BRUSH HIS TEETH, AND HE IS A TERRIBLE KISSER.
C'MON 7'S! DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF HI-TOP PUMPS!
ONCE IAN JUDD TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE BAND WAS NO DOUBT, AND IT WAS 100% TRUE.
THIS IS SERIOUSLY DALE. LOOK, I'M DALE. LOOK GUYS, SERIOUSLY. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO LIGHT OFF FIREWORKS OUT OF MY ASS? BRING IT ON!!! I'VE BEEN ASKED BY TOP MODELING AGENCIES TO POSE NAKED. THEY TOLD ME THEY WOULD PAY ME HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS TO POSE IN FAMOUS MAGAZINES WITHOUT CLOTHES. THEY SAID THAT MAGAZINES LOVE NAKED MALES. MARTY GRECO THINKS I'M "SIQ"...PUNK ROCK VINNIE THINKS I'M "SEXY"...WAGON DAVE THINKS I'M "ROOOOUUUUGH". I'M DALE!
HOGAN GAVE ME THE BIG BOOT OFF OF THE HELL IN A CELL, THEN I FELL ONTO THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE...WHOOPS!
HEY GUYS MY DOG IS REALLY SMART HUH?
spokane was a blast. the city itself kind of sucked, but i loved the people there. the awesome miami supporters apparently aren't that into noise rock, so we attracted a slightly smaller crowd than them. but TAM played really well, it was a lot of fun.
afterward, me and the rest of mikaela's fat boyfriend hung out with the interro-gang, ian judd, and a few other characters and we had a bonfire and whatever. it was super rad.
i want to go back. it was way too much fun to not do again. thank you ian, and thank you spokane.