ANTS!
FUCKING ANTS I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
While i was cooking pesto rice today every five seconds i had to kill a ant, because it was going to get on the food. First i would just squish them, but they would not die anymore. So then i tried drowning them. ANTS CAN SWIM! What the hell? So then i started beating them to death. That seemed to work.
I was also screaming at them things like
"I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH A MACHINE GUN!"
and
" I WILL KILL YOU, YOUR PARENTS, AND YOUR CHILDREN!"
My mother was not too happy with my screaming while trying to get her work done.
Yeah that's right mother fucker DIE!