Talkin' Dirty
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So a few months ago, stuck in traffic on Hall Rd. while on our way to class, me and Levi were discussing pornography. Nothing intellectual about how it's degrading or whether it increases instances of sexual assault, but just movies that we'd seen and cool things that those hot girls did.
Anyways. We were saying that porn is so cool because the girls talk dirty while they're doin' it, and that doesn't always happen in real life. It should, but it doesn't. I pointed out that in every movie, the dirty talk follows the exact same format. It goes something like this:
1. You tell the other person what you want them to do to you
2. You tell them what you're doing to them.
3. You tell them what you did to them.
Example (Male)
1. "I am going to fuck you in the ass."
2. "I am fucking you in the ass."
3. "Wow, I fucked you in the ass". This can lead to a follow-up question, such as, "did you like it when I fucked you in the ass?" More on follow-up questions later.
Example (female)
1. "You want to fuck me in the ass?"
2. "Ohhh, you're fucking me in the ass!"
3. "Mmm, I liked it when you fucked me in the ass."
Some girls mix it up with questions here and there, like "do you like it when i squeeze your balls? huh? huh?". Notice how they use complete sentences, describing EXACTLY what is taking place. They just don't say "do you like that?". They could; after all, you're watching the video, you can plainly see what is going on. But no; they put into words what their hands/mouths/genitals are doing on screen. The guy then replies to this question with, "yeah, I love it when you squeeze my balls". AGAIN, he doesn't need to repeat! But he still does. That's just good stuff right there.
This is slightly off topic, but I've always wondered why porn stars moan as they are giving a guy head. Seriously lady, we all know you are getting no pleasure out of this whatsoever! You don't have to moan like your tonsils have magically become a clitoris. You are merely doing this as a warm-up for Jack Hammer or whatever your co-star's name is, to make the movie last longer because the minute he sticks it in your vagina the clock is ticking til Money Shot Time, which is usually the close of the movie with the exception of the girl acting like she enjoys having semen on her face (ed. note: the girl usually moans as the guy is ejaculating on her chin, too, as if she is taking pleasure in it).
I'm certainly not complaining about the Standard Dirty Talk Format, I'm just pointing it out. I hope I haven't offended anyone TOO much...hell, actually, I don't care. If you are offended, then maybe you need to be watching MORE porn!
now go ahead and read it everyone, because i know that just makes you want to click the link even more.
So a few months ago, stuck in traffic on Hall Rd. while on our way to class, me and Levi were discussing pornography. Nothing intellectual about how it's degrading or whether it increases instances of sexual assault, but just movies that we'd seen and cool things that those hot girls did.
Anyways. We were saying that porn is so cool because the girls talk dirty while they're doin' it, and that doesn't always happen in real life. It should, but it doesn't. I pointed out that in every movie, the dirty talk follows the exact same format. It goes something like this:
1. You tell the other person what you want them to do to you
2. You tell them what you're doing to them.
3. You tell them what you did to them.
Example (Male)
1. "I am going to fuck you in the ass."
2. "I am fucking you in the ass."
3. "Wow, I fucked you in the ass". This can lead to a follow-up question, such as, "did you like it when I fucked you in the ass?" More on follow-up questions later.
Example (female)
1. "You want to fuck me in the ass?"
2. "Ohhh, you're fucking me in the ass!"
3. "Mmm, I liked it when you fucked me in the ass."
Some girls mix it up with questions here and there, like "do you like it when i squeeze your balls? huh? huh?". Notice how they use complete sentences, describing EXACTLY what is taking place. They just don't say "do you like that?". They could; after all, you're watching the video, you can plainly see what is going on. But no; they put into words what their hands/mouths/genitals are doing on screen. The guy then replies to this question with, "yeah, I love it when you squeeze my balls". AGAIN, he doesn't need to repeat! But he still does. That's just good stuff right there.
This is slightly off topic, but I've always wondered why porn stars moan as they are giving a guy head. Seriously lady, we all know you are getting no pleasure out of this whatsoever! You don't have to moan like your tonsils have magically become a clitoris. You are merely doing this as a warm-up for Jack Hammer or whatever your co-star's name is, to make the movie last longer because the minute he sticks it in your vagina the clock is ticking til Money Shot Time, which is usually the close of the movie with the exception of the girl acting like she enjoys having semen on her face (ed. note: the girl usually moans as the guy is ejaculating on her chin, too, as if she is taking pleasure in it).
I'm certainly not complaining about the Standard Dirty Talk Format, I'm just pointing it out. I hope I haven't offended anyone TOO much...hell, actually, I don't care. If you are offended, then maybe you need to be watching MORE porn!