Last Night
Last night I discovered a wonderful drink called an "Irish Car Bomb". It's an amazing thing. I actually left the party on two separate occasions to go to the bar and get one. I then proceeded to throw them up in Rob's toilet. But for those couple of hours, my stomach was in heaven and my liver was in hell. I also came close to polishing off a pint of whiskey by myself...I think there's still about half a flask full of the stuff floating around Rob's house somewhere. I would also like to apologize to Tine and Kelly because I was trying to pay them to make out with me. I vaguely remember that, but I don't remember much else of the night. I woke up in Levi's living room and Luanne the inflatable pig from Matt's halloween costume was in the chair across from me. I guess I must've taken her to bed with me although I don't really remember going to bed. I remember throwing up and that's where I blacked out completely. I think I slept on the front porch for awhile too.
Why am I sharing all of this, you ask? Because I want you kids to learn from my mistakes and never ever drink. That's a lie. Actually it's because I need to shower and my mom's in the bathroom blowdrying her hair and I needed something to do to kill the time. So that's it. I'm not proud of myself. But it was a fun night.
Why am I sharing all of this, you ask? Because I want you kids to learn from my mistakes and never ever drink. That's a lie. Actually it's because I need to shower and my mom's in the bathroom blowdrying her hair and I needed something to do to kill the time. So that's it. I'm not proud of myself. But it was a fun night.