Prompt #12 Harry's Dirty Little Secrets
Title: Harry's Dirty Little Secrets
Prompt: Humor!fic: Harry has become a playboy after the defeat of Voldemort. One of the women/men he has slept with files a lawsuit suing him for child support, and when The Prophet breaks the news, dozens of men & women who previously were ashamed of bearing bastards (a no no in the wizarding world) add their names onto the petition. The ministry, fed up with the moral deterioration Harry is wrecking in wizarding England by creating bastards, forced marriages due to pregnancies, and uncertainty of paternity in numerous families where progeny look suspiciously like Harry, auctions him off to the highest bidder in order to payoff the child support lawsuits.
Draco wins him. Give your interpretation of Draco taming Harry, using the above information as background- bonus if Draco gets a heir out of it, either Mpreg!Harry or Mpreg!Draco. 'Cause you got to love BadBoy!Harry. Snark a plus!!!!!!!!!!!!
Round One
Summary: I didn’t derail too much from the prompt itself
Warnings: Mpreg
Chapter One
Prompt: Humor!fic: Harry has become a playboy after the defeat of Voldemort. One of the women/men he has slept with files a lawsuit suing him for child support, and when The Prophet breaks the news, dozens of men & women who previously were ashamed of bearing bastards (a no no in the wizarding world) add their names onto the petition. The ministry, fed up with the moral deterioration Harry is wrecking in wizarding England by creating bastards, forced marriages due to pregnancies, and uncertainty of paternity in numerous families where progeny look suspiciously like Harry, auctions him off to the highest bidder in order to payoff the child support lawsuits.
Draco wins him. Give your interpretation of Draco taming Harry, using the above information as background- bonus if Draco gets a heir out of it, either Mpreg!Harry or Mpreg!Draco. 'Cause you got to love BadBoy!Harry. Snark a plus!!!!!!!!!!!!
Round One
Summary: I didn’t derail too much from the prompt itself
Warnings: Mpreg
Chapter One