This really is outside the lines...
Good christ, I'm bored at work. Time to take a page out of the Smooth One's playbook and pass the time with silly quizzes!
You Passed 8th Grade Math
Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!
Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
Well I did get a 790 on the math part of the SAT; I would hope I can pass 8th grade math.
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Again, shocking.
Let's harp back on the days of Calvin Coolidge and dancing the Charleston at speakeasies.
Your 1920's Name is:
Cedric Ivy
What's Your 1920's Name?
Your Monster Profile
Brutal Cannibal
You Feast On: Starbucks
You Lurk Around In: The Backseats of Cars
You Especially Like to Torment: British People
What's Your Monster Name?
Hmm, I'm not a big Starbucks fan, but those lousy Limeys can suck it.
You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Yikes, 50%?? Ahem, I'm gonna go change the specs on my carburetor and such.
Your World View
You are a fairly broadminded romantic and reasonably content.
You value kindness and try to live by your ideals.
You have strong need for security, which may be either emotional or material.
You respect truth and are flexible.
You like people, and they can readily make friends with you.
You are not very adventurous, but this does not bother you.
What Is Your World View?
Wow, this thing is smart.
You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.
What Mixed Drink Are You?
Si! Me gusta bebir mucho.
You Will Die at Age 64
64
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.
What Age Will You Die?
Well then, 39 years to go, giddyup!
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Go me! I'm a natural!
Your Band Name is:
The Astro Samoans
Band Name Generator
With our #1 single, "we are large space cadets"
How weird am I? Oh boy, this could be interesting.
You Are 30% Weird
Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself.
How Weird Are You?
I think there's an error in the system; those who know me I think might disagree with 30%
Ok, one more to go, this is a pretty long entry.
My daddy? Well, technically I've got two, so let's add another one!
Your Daddy Is George Clinton
What You Call Him: Pops
Why You Love Him: He takes you to church
Who's Your Daddy?
It makes sense, make my funk the P funk....the RANDALL P funk.
Enough for now, that's been a successful waste of time. You've been a wonderful audience. Enjoy the Astro Samoans and try the veal. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
You Passed 8th Grade Math
Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!
Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
Well I did get a 790 on the math part of the SAT; I would hope I can pass 8th grade math.
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Again, shocking.
Let's harp back on the days of Calvin Coolidge and dancing the Charleston at speakeasies.
Your 1920's Name is:
Cedric Ivy
What's Your 1920's Name?
Your Monster Profile
Brutal Cannibal
You Feast On: Starbucks
You Lurk Around In: The Backseats of Cars
You Especially Like to Torment: British People
What's Your Monster Name?
Hmm, I'm not a big Starbucks fan, but those lousy Limeys can suck it.
You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Yikes, 50%?? Ahem, I'm gonna go change the specs on my carburetor and such.
Your World View
You are a fairly broadminded romantic and reasonably content.
You value kindness and try to live by your ideals.
You have strong need for security, which may be either emotional or material.
You respect truth and are flexible.
You like people, and they can readily make friends with you.
You are not very adventurous, but this does not bother you.
What Is Your World View?
Wow, this thing is smart.
You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.
What Mixed Drink Are You?
Si! Me gusta bebir mucho.
You Will Die at Age 64
64
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.
What Age Will You Die?
Well then, 39 years to go, giddyup!
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.
What Is Your Seduction Style?
Go me! I'm a natural!
Your Band Name is:
The Astro Samoans
Band Name Generator
With our #1 single, "we are large space cadets"
How weird am I? Oh boy, this could be interesting.
You Are 30% Weird
Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself.
How Weird Are You?
I think there's an error in the system; those who know me I think might disagree with 30%
Ok, one more to go, this is a pretty long entry.
My daddy? Well, technically I've got two, so let's add another one!
Your Daddy Is George Clinton
What You Call Him: Pops
Why You Love Him: He takes you to church
Who's Your Daddy?
It makes sense, make my funk the P funk....the RANDALL P funk.
Enough for now, that's been a successful waste of time. You've been a wonderful audience. Enjoy the Astro Samoans and try the veal. Don't forget to tip your waitress.