So you want some f*cking resolutions, eh?
so yes, right now I am pretty freakin smashed as of this moment. So let's see what happens...
RESOLUTIONS
Ah, yes. New Year's resolutions. Quite possibly one of the few things that I could pretty much make while I am drunk. This isn't to say that I am not an objective person when I am sober; however, I have to say that it is a great deal easier to admit things and to let certain openings occur when I am drunk. One of those is perhaps alllowing a 65%:35%* ratio of what I feel to what I think, which is perhaps a substatinal amount more to my percentage of sobriety (essentially 5%:95%). But a few things to resolve are most assuredly:
-Old mistakes will not occur
-New mistakes are more welcome than old mistakes
-A plan will be laid forth; and it shall be realized by 100%
-Everything I say when I am drunk will be true; unfortunately, I may have forgotten some truths along with the proclaimed. For that I retroactively apologize for.
-Being drunk is apparently freakin awesome, which is a statement that I will only allow those who are of age to freely say...
-fucking Austin, biotch. Yea, that counts as a sentence AND a resolution here.
*-maximum potential ratio, estimated; yea, these calcutations were made when I was drunk, sure...
P.S.- Jay, George, Adam, Kat, etc., I missed you this break!! I promise I will call you about May for hanging out!!!
RESOLUTIONS
Ah, yes. New Year's resolutions. Quite possibly one of the few things that I could pretty much make while I am drunk. This isn't to say that I am not an objective person when I am sober; however, I have to say that it is a great deal easier to admit things and to let certain openings occur when I am drunk. One of those is perhaps alllowing a 65%:35%* ratio of what I feel to what I think, which is perhaps a substatinal amount more to my percentage of sobriety (essentially 5%:95%). But a few things to resolve are most assuredly:
-Old mistakes will not occur
-New mistakes are more welcome than old mistakes
-A plan will be laid forth; and it shall be realized by 100%
-Everything I say when I am drunk will be true; unfortunately, I may have forgotten some truths along with the proclaimed. For that I retroactively apologize for.
-Being drunk is apparently freakin awesome, which is a statement that I will only allow those who are of age to freely say...
-fucking Austin, biotch. Yea, that counts as a sentence AND a resolution here.
*-maximum potential ratio, estimated; yea, these calcutations were made when I was drunk, sure...
P.S.- Jay, George, Adam, Kat, etc., I missed you this break!! I promise I will call you about May for hanging out!!!