May 07, 2009 22:39
[The device clicks on among movement and the muffled noises of a fight. After a bizarre splattering sound, the sound of something with innards being cut cleanly in half, Kuwabara speaks. He's a little winded, but that's fine.]
Oi! Urameshi! Where'd you run off to, huh? I thought you were right behind me, you doofus. Geez... I didn't even go that far. Anyway, I just wanted to make sure Yukina-san and Shizuru were cool, so-- Oh. Hold on a minute. Another one. Er... Three.
[Those who know the Reiken will recognize the sound of it being summoned. Kuwabara, fully intending to return to his message, leaves the device on, shoved in a jean pocket. There's another clean slicing sound, a shuffling, a clumsy stumbling, and then...]
UGH! Motherfucker! Did you just--?! Get off!
[This time, it's a series of wet-sounding blows. Easy enough, and he returns to the left conversation, breathing sharply through his teeth.]
It fuckin' bit me. Damn, that stings.
motherfucker!,
that really hurt charlie,
c'mere lemme kick you,
battle fail