Arashi Members Should Work in Maid Cafes When They Retire <3
I changed my mind. I don't want to talk about Megaupload no matter how great it is.
I want to rant about the latest Arashi no Shukudai-kun episode.
What the hell.
There's Juntoshi.
There's the Yama pair.
But no OhMiya???
What kind of world is evolving right in front of my eyes???
But it was still fun. Somehow.
Behold another screenshot-filled entry.
First up, the game.
While carrying a tray of glasses filled with some dark liquid, Arashi+guest should jump over a red line to see who can jump farthest.
The teams: Sho+Ohno+Misono(guest) and Jun+Nino+Aiba.
Since there's a tray, drinks, and effeminate boys are involved, a certain accessory is a must!
*nosebleed* This look should be banned from the face of the Earth to prevent rape and kidnap cases. <3 <3 <3
So this is what Domyouji does on his free time. <3 <3 <3
Dammit, Ohno! Don't act so innocent when you've worn an entire maid costume just for Nino. :)))))) <3 <3 <3 Uguuu my ichiban just came from the oven. :3 <3 <3
Because the hadbands are a bit embarrassing, a certain team tries to act manly anyway.
FAIL.
Now here came my heartache.
Jun's reaction to Ohno's "Nanka kawaii" (Somehow it's cute). $%&*&@#. Thinking of takusan naughty things so quickly, Jun-kun? I sense Nino's jealousy seeping nearby.
Not quite the jealous reaction just yet, but Nino covering his angry face is still Nino covering his angry face.
Yep, Nino is jealous. Because Ohno said kawaii, Nino said kowai (scary) when Ohno prepared to jump. OH NINO. You should know better that Ohno's prone to unintentional flirting so you should take the initiative as much as possible. (Ohno wasn't affected by the comment--in fact, he jumped the farthest out of all of them without breaking or spilling anything. <3 <3 <3)
Feigning happiness, Nino, when all you really want to do is break those glasses on Jun's head for stealing away your beloved toasted wannabe baker?
Even AIba knows the truth, but he plays along anyway.
This team has failed AGAIN in their aim to act manly despite their accessories.
Manliness: Non-existent.
During the food eating part, there was a woman who presented one of the foods and she turned out to have an ability in fortune-telling through handwriting if I'm not mistaken.
If I'm not mistaken (again), she said that Nino's job was going to be good...and what's this? He's going to marry someone someday. Upon hearing that everyone reacted of course, even Ohno who laughed at first, but what's THIS?
Tension decreased by 1000000000% in half a second. :(((((((( OH OHNO. (Since this part came first, I'm thinking this is the reason why Ohno flirted with Jun in the game, LOLOLOLZ.)
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think it says that these three will be the most popular and most remembered in the group. Whutwhutwhut???
And the Yama pair will get married. Oh please. The devil woman then says, if I take it from the "motenai" comment, that Ohno will REALLY not be popular. **CK YOU, B*TCH. You made my Ohno teary-eyed. **CK YOU. Even if I might have translated wrong, YOU STILL MADE HIM TEARY-EYED, YOU $$$#@$*&((*$#@~#$@#^#%@#$&^%(^&*)@#$$!@~#@$%@.
NO ONE MAKES OHNO TEARY-EYED GODDAMMIT @!#%^%(^&$#@!@!!!! NO ONE!!!!!!!
Someone translate this for me. I need my sanity back.
I want to rant about the latest Arashi no Shukudai-kun episode.
What the hell.
There's Juntoshi.
There's the Yama pair.
But no OhMiya???
What kind of world is evolving right in front of my eyes???
But it was still fun. Somehow.
Behold another screenshot-filled entry.
First up, the game.
While carrying a tray of glasses filled with some dark liquid, Arashi+guest should jump over a red line to see who can jump farthest.
The teams: Sho+Ohno+Misono(guest) and Jun+Nino+Aiba.
Since there's a tray, drinks, and effeminate boys are involved, a certain accessory is a must!
*nosebleed* This look should be banned from the face of the Earth to prevent rape and kidnap cases. <3 <3 <3
So this is what Domyouji does on his free time. <3 <3 <3
Dammit, Ohno! Don't act so innocent when you've worn an entire maid costume just for Nino. :)))))) <3 <3 <3 Uguuu my ichiban just came from the oven. :3 <3 <3
Because the hadbands are a bit embarrassing, a certain team tries to act manly anyway.
FAIL.
Now here came my heartache.
Jun's reaction to Ohno's "Nanka kawaii" (Somehow it's cute). $%&*&@#. Thinking of takusan naughty things so quickly, Jun-kun? I sense Nino's jealousy seeping nearby.
Not quite the jealous reaction just yet, but Nino covering his angry face is still Nino covering his angry face.
Yep, Nino is jealous. Because Ohno said kawaii, Nino said kowai (scary) when Ohno prepared to jump. OH NINO. You should know better that Ohno's prone to unintentional flirting so you should take the initiative as much as possible. (Ohno wasn't affected by the comment--in fact, he jumped the farthest out of all of them without breaking or spilling anything. <3 <3 <3)
Feigning happiness, Nino, when all you really want to do is break those glasses on Jun's head for stealing away your beloved toasted wannabe baker?
Even AIba knows the truth, but he plays along anyway.
This team has failed AGAIN in their aim to act manly despite their accessories.
Manliness: Non-existent.
During the food eating part, there was a woman who presented one of the foods and she turned out to have an ability in fortune-telling through handwriting if I'm not mistaken.
If I'm not mistaken (again), she said that Nino's job was going to be good...and what's this? He's going to marry someone someday. Upon hearing that everyone reacted of course, even Ohno who laughed at first, but what's THIS?
Tension decreased by 1000000000% in half a second. :(((((((( OH OHNO. (Since this part came first, I'm thinking this is the reason why Ohno flirted with Jun in the game, LOLOLOLZ.)
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think it says that these three will be the most popular and most remembered in the group. Whutwhutwhut???
And the Yama pair will get married. Oh please. The devil woman then says, if I take it from the "motenai" comment, that Ohno will REALLY not be popular. **CK YOU, B*TCH. You made my Ohno teary-eyed. **CK YOU. Even if I might have translated wrong, YOU STILL MADE HIM TEARY-EYED, YOU $$$#@$*&((*$#@~#$@#^#%@#$&^%(^&*)@#$$!@~#@$%@.
NO ONE MAKES OHNO TEARY-EYED GODDAMMIT @!#%^%(^&$#@!@!!!! NO ONE!!!!!!!
Someone translate this for me. I need my sanity back.