[THE COUNSELLING CAVE]

[themagichappens]

[you heard the title tag]

[all campers on this list have received an invitation+map to. . . an unmarked cave somewhere in camp to complete their uh, therapy. The card reads:

At your leisure. -- Megatronus]

((ooc: WILL BE TAGGING SLOWLY HAVE AT IT MY LOVELIES /o/))

Comments

[bitingcynicism]

[I am only here to see wtf this is about.]

[themagichappens]

[there's a single plastic chair in the middle of it.]

[what else did you expect to find in a cave?]

[bitingcynicism]

[I'm just going to stare at that chair because annoyance level is rising...]

[themagichappens]

[OUT OF NOWHERE]

Please, sit.

[bitingcynicism]

... Megatronus?

[themagichappens]

[bowing]

At your service.

[bitingcynicism]

... a giant talking robot.

[themagichappens]

In the flesh. Or--in the metal, as it were.

[bitingcynicism]

What do you want?

[themagichappens]

Only to help you.

[bitingcynicism]

You're the third one this week. How much help does this place think I need?

[themagichappens]

[snerk]

Only as much as is appropriate, I would wager.

[bitingcynicism]

Camp's wrong.

[themagichappens]

Perhaps so.

But surely it could not hurt simply to talk.

[bitingcynicism]

I am tired of supplying topics.

[themagichappens]

Oh, don't worry. We have been provided with a list.