The Teapartiers
Without going into too much history, the current incarnation of TTPS's is made up of straight-thugging gangsters. This ragtag group of political bullyboys will cold beat you up, steal your lunch money, and bury your body out behind the warehouse. In short, you don't want to F with these dirty bastards.
First up, The Allstars
Pete Stark and Roscoe Bartlett start this hit squad off strong. Roscoe may be older than God, but in that withered, wrinkled head of his he has the knowledge of hundreds of gang beatings and not a few bank robberies. Pete Stark brings a fresh perspective on things with his addiction to stabbings and his hatred for the God he does not believe in.
Supporting Lineup
Michael Capuano and Lloyd Doggett make up the second line of this alliance, and serve to further their allstar master's plans. Mike "Kneecapper" Capuano specializes in smashing legs and stealing wallets, while Doggett runs the crews protection and prostitution rackets.
Rookies
Thaddeus McCotter and Vern Buchanan bring old names and fresh faces to the team, and fresh spins on old ideas. Thaddeus plans to buy out all the oppositions drug rings and then jack the prices on everyone, while Vern has a scheme to secretly rule over the world of professional fetish clubs.
Uppers
Joseph Bidden and John McCain, a match made in hell. Psychopath McCain has the brute power and will to dominate his opposition, and only Bidden's loose grasp on morality and reality keep this juggernaut of hate from rolling over the free world. This tenuous relationship has kept the two out of the driver's seat for years, will this finally be the upset?
Lowers
Saxby Chamblis was born with a silly name and a chip on his shoulder the size of a Volvo. This man hates everything that breathes and isn't made of white powder, and his toady John Tester isn't much better, indulging in destructive alcoholism at every turn.
In short, these guys are not the kind of people you want to F with.
First up, The Allstars
Pete Stark and Roscoe Bartlett start this hit squad off strong. Roscoe may be older than God, but in that withered, wrinkled head of his he has the knowledge of hundreds of gang beatings and not a few bank robberies. Pete Stark brings a fresh perspective on things with his addiction to stabbings and his hatred for the God he does not believe in.
Supporting Lineup
Michael Capuano and Lloyd Doggett make up the second line of this alliance, and serve to further their allstar master's plans. Mike "Kneecapper" Capuano specializes in smashing legs and stealing wallets, while Doggett runs the crews protection and prostitution rackets.
Rookies
Thaddeus McCotter and Vern Buchanan bring old names and fresh faces to the team, and fresh spins on old ideas. Thaddeus plans to buy out all the oppositions drug rings and then jack the prices on everyone, while Vern has a scheme to secretly rule over the world of professional fetish clubs.
Uppers
Joseph Bidden and John McCain, a match made in hell. Psychopath McCain has the brute power and will to dominate his opposition, and only Bidden's loose grasp on morality and reality keep this juggernaut of hate from rolling over the free world. This tenuous relationship has kept the two out of the driver's seat for years, will this finally be the upset?
Lowers
Saxby Chamblis was born with a silly name and a chip on his shoulder the size of a Volvo. This man hates everything that breathes and isn't made of white powder, and his toady John Tester isn't much better, indulging in destructive alcoholism at every turn.
In short, these guys are not the kind of people you want to F with.