Solemnly Stacheless: Superheros of the Senate
The Heroes
Danny Davis - Peter Parker. Reed Richards. Scott Summers. Bruce Banner. Alliterative and horrendously common names spell Marvel superheros, and that's why Danny Davis leads this roster.
Sheldon Whitehouse - Fighting for the infallible US of A against nazis, terrorists, and terrorist nazis. His suit has at least 30 American flags. His fists are imbued with democracy. With the constitution as his armor, he won't get shot like some chumps.
Olympia Snowe - Born on the summit of Mt Olympus, blessed by the greek gods, Olympia Snow has powers over ice & wind.
Doc Hastings - Not a high profile hero by any means, but someone that folk go to for help. He probably had that one special that delved into his backstory, and that was enough.
The Villains
Louise Slaughter & Emanuel Cleaver - Nothing fancy, these two kill folks.
Thaddeus McCotter & Arlen Specter - The criminal masterminds of the group, Thaddeus is more of an inventor with shrinking rays while The Specter knows the ways of sorcery.
Saxby Chambliss - His picture might deceive you to think that is how most folks view him. Oh no, dear reader, Saxby uses his awesome mental powers to make others believe he's a fine foxy lady, luring them into his bed and their dooms.
Sanford Bishop - Neither villian nor hero, Sanford is definitely super. A vigilante, serving his own needs where the ends always justify the means.
Danny Davis - Peter Parker. Reed Richards. Scott Summers. Bruce Banner. Alliterative and horrendously common names spell Marvel superheros, and that's why Danny Davis leads this roster.
Sheldon Whitehouse - Fighting for the infallible US of A against nazis, terrorists, and terrorist nazis. His suit has at least 30 American flags. His fists are imbued with democracy. With the constitution as his armor, he won't get shot like some chumps.
Olympia Snowe - Born on the summit of Mt Olympus, blessed by the greek gods, Olympia Snow has powers over ice & wind.
Doc Hastings - Not a high profile hero by any means, but someone that folk go to for help. He probably had that one special that delved into his backstory, and that was enough.
The Villains
Louise Slaughter & Emanuel Cleaver - Nothing fancy, these two kill folks.
Thaddeus McCotter & Arlen Specter - The criminal masterminds of the group, Thaddeus is more of an inventor with shrinking rays while The Specter knows the ways of sorcery.
Saxby Chambliss - His picture might deceive you to think that is how most folks view him. Oh no, dear reader, Saxby uses his awesome mental powers to make others believe he's a fine foxy lady, luring them into his bed and their dooms.
Sanford Bishop - Neither villian nor hero, Sanford is definitely super. A vigilante, serving his own needs where the ends always justify the means.