How to get Crabs
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator,
which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for
the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if
she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who
gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them herself!
A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator,
which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for
the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if
she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who
gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them herself!