Update: You can find a digicam shot of the article here:
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/2911/madmanindiatodaykf8.jpg To my Bangalore amigos: If you read India Today, please take a peek at the "Simply Bangalore" supplement on page 36 and you will see the intimidating photo of yours truly with a wok, along with a write-up.
The story angle? No prizes for guessing. If I weren't getting publicity out of it, I would be getting sick of my own story. ;)