Bio: Jake

[themadmachine]

Happy New Year !!!

Next in line for band bios is none other than our birthday boy Jake, happy birthday!

Comments

[sherastormz]

I think you should include in his bio that he has a girlfriend with a shotgun, and I'm not afraid to go back to prison.

[themadmachine]

But if we horribly traumatize and scare ALL of the chicks away we'll be destroying most of our fan base!

Hmmmmmm....Jon needs a date, maybe if we find a way to redirect the ho's over his way.......like make a fence or something....

[hakk_a_lugi]

See.. now i'm scared of Heathur. Just kidding!! I love you Heathur!

[themadmachine]

See this is what I mean! *redirects Sabrina via fence* It's okaaaay Sabrina, we wuv yooou....

[cheezecrazy]

bassists need luv too...