Because Celebreties are More Important than us Common Folk
So for some reason, Lizzie's company let her join the V.I.P. fun at the Sports Illustrated Sportsmen of the Year extravaganza which celebrated our hometown heroes the Boston Red Sox. She admits that she couldn't recognize most of the people, but it was jam-packed with former and present Red Sox, Celtics, Patriots and other celebreties. Curt Schilling and Denis Leary were the most famous, but the more famous people left shortly after the ceremony.
However, Lizzie got to hang out with Joe Andruzzi, Jim Rice (???), and the following three people:
DOUG MIRABELLI
JOHN HAVILCEK (SP!)
A GUY WHO SHE THINKS IS JOE PERRY OF AEROSMITH BUT IS APPARENTLY THE OTHER GUY FROM AEROSMITH.
OK... maybe that last one wasn't so impressive...