How to become a virgin
Virginity is a funny thing. Most people understand it as a precious quantity, something that you can lose, and never regain. When I was taking health in high school, a speaker came in and offered up an interesting concept. She said that it's possible to become a virgin again, that if you want to start over, maybe try at exclusive or fresh relationships, just abstain and wait for the love you want. I have a different theory.
Virginity is a state of mind. What does it comprise of? Well, some would agree it's a feeling of awkwardness or inexperience, others will say it's the feeling like you'll never get laid, no matter how badly you want to. It's very possible for someone who is technically a virgin to feel completely otherwise, either because of confidence, or some other magical devices of positive self-esteem. Conversely, it's equally possible for someone who is experienced (well-traveled is also a fun euphemism) to feel like a virgin again. From my own personal experiences and those of my friends, I hereby present various ingenious and geeky ways to become a virgin once again, no matter how experienced you may be...
(Feel free to add to the list!)
HOW TO BECOME A VIRGIN:
-Correct someone on the pronunciation of a word or name from an obscure lexicon (e.g. Lord of the Rings terminology) or from a language you barely know but learned from anime.
-Play multiple pen and paper RPG's like D&D concurrently (some may claim that one is too many).
-Watch a Star Trek or Star Wars fan-film and enjoy it.
-Seriously argue over the rules in a pen-and-paper RPG or tabletop game. Rule-lawyers are insta-virgins. So is anyone that knows what a "rule-lawyer" is.
-Participating in a LARP. (NERF games don't count, 'cause they're awesome)
-Writing a cross-over fan-fiction of ANY genre.
-Catalog your anime collection alphabetically... or in any order, really.
-Try to argue/explain why an MMORPG is the best or better than the others you've played.
(to be continued)
Virginity is a state of mind. What does it comprise of? Well, some would agree it's a feeling of awkwardness or inexperience, others will say it's the feeling like you'll never get laid, no matter how badly you want to. It's very possible for someone who is technically a virgin to feel completely otherwise, either because of confidence, or some other magical devices of positive self-esteem. Conversely, it's equally possible for someone who is experienced (well-traveled is also a fun euphemism) to feel like a virgin again. From my own personal experiences and those of my friends, I hereby present various ingenious and geeky ways to become a virgin once again, no matter how experienced you may be...
(Feel free to add to the list!)
HOW TO BECOME A VIRGIN:
-Correct someone on the pronunciation of a word or name from an obscure lexicon (e.g. Lord of the Rings terminology) or from a language you barely know but learned from anime.
-Play multiple pen and paper RPG's like D&D concurrently (some may claim that one is too many).
-Watch a Star Trek or Star Wars fan-film and enjoy it.
-Seriously argue over the rules in a pen-and-paper RPG or tabletop game. Rule-lawyers are insta-virgins. So is anyone that knows what a "rule-lawyer" is.
-Participating in a LARP. (NERF games don't count, 'cause they're awesome)
-Writing a cross-over fan-fiction of ANY genre.
-Catalog your anime collection alphabetically... or in any order, really.
-Try to argue/explain why an MMORPG is the best or better than the others you've played.
(to be continued)