I just got an email notification that I won the National Lottery.
I have never ever bought a lottery ticket in my life (except at fun fairs) so how can I possibly be a winner you stupid wankers?!
I´m sure somebody gullible enough will probably fall for it though. There´s enough idiots in this world.
And oh wow, so wants, wowowow, .... all 24 inches of it! ;)