The Used + The Crazy Ride Home
You can read the whole story or you can just skip down to the really funny part about the ride home that me and Grace experienced, Chelsea, Tatiana and Ferrah did not. It's where there is a big space. And believe me this did happen and Grace can vouch for everything written.
The Used concert was awsome. One part that stunk was that the girls missed their train so I went into the city alone to try to sell some tickets. The gist of the story is that I waited for like 2 hours for them and sold the tickets to the scary black men who run the ticket scalping at Roseland for way less than they were priced. BUT ANYWAYS!!!
I finally met up with them and they met sum guys in a band that is suposed to be good and we got drunk. Chelsea the most of anyone and at 2:30 she still hasn't sobered up. Chelsea almost wasn't allowed into Roseland b/c she was so fucked up but we managed to get her in. So we went in and checked our bags and jackets and shit then went into the floor.
The Bronx were playing and we just found the pit right away. I just ripped it up. Ferrah was jumping around the pit waiting to get killed by sum crazy mosher. Then they finished, we cheered and I waited for the Bled.
The Bled came on and I went nuts. The outcome from that pit was me getting punched in the face and the back of the head. I found the bruise on my nose bone when I took a shower. Also sum big doushe bag in a beater was pushing everyone out of the pit. He grabbed me and squeezed like a bear hug and threw me into the side. I thought it was crazy but I guess he was just an asshole.
The Used then came on and everyone was going insane. I tried to help Ferrah and Tatiana get up close but Ferrah got lost in the crowd right away. Then I put Tats in front of me and turned to look for Ferrah and she disappeared so I just pushed my way to the front by myself. I went crowd surfing during The Taste of Ink (amazing song) and almost lost my shoe (which have sucked) but I grabbed it and made it out alright. Then I pushed the dront again and sum bitch kept elbowing me in the face so I did what anyone would, I elbowed her in the ribs. She started bitching that I had my elbow in her stomach so I just pushed her out of the way and got infront of her, pissing her off a lot. Then something really weird and gross happened. I noticed that Burt's shirt said "Buttsex is Itchy" but I just thought it was funny. Then he made the guitar player come over and he's like "this is my best friend in the whole world!" and they then began the hookup for a good 2 minutes. Then Burt's shirt started to freak me out. The last song they played was Maybe Memories and I think they were gonna play another song but the guitar player started cursing at one of the crowd-surfer catcher people (security) for reasons unknown and the concert ended there.
We then went and got out shit. I cut the line and got ahead b/c I'm a badass like that. Then i took Ferrah's and Tats's tickets and cut the line but wound up losing one sum how. So they would give us Tat's jacket so we had to get a security guard as the minutes ticked away for us catching the last train home before 1:40. As Tat's got the security guy, I found the ticket on the floor and finally got her jacket. But we stil missed the train, even if we did get a taxi like they wanted to. But the blame all comes down to me basically for making us miss the train. So I'm sorry.
This is where the really good part of the story begins.
Since we missed out train, we would have to take a Ronkonkma train and everyone would get off at Hicksville besides me and Grace. On the platform, sum kids did sumthing and this guy started yelling at them and they started making fun of the guy, which was really funny. Then a cop came and put the old grouchy dick in his place.
We got on the train and we all got split up b/c there was million people taking it too. But me, Grace and Chelsea were all in the same car with these drunken kids making so much fucking noise. They were just really annoying at first. Like they were just obnoxious drunks and not funny drunks which people can handle. So they are screaming at each other and everything, spilling beer on people (Chelsea and Grace), and just being really loud.
So Chelsea gets off and then the fun begins. There was this big fat guy in like a leather dominatrix sort of outfit. HE SCARED ME! So the drunk kids are carrying on but they start becoming funny. They even climb up into the overhead bagage thing with beer. Alright, at this point there are so many things going on I'm gonna break them up into different sections and not necessarily in order.
Me and Grace are just talking, but I guess that we are talking about weird things or just weird in general and this guy behind goes, "Yo man, did you take E tonight?" So I just kinda looked at him, then he asked Grace too, and we both just look at each other and laugh and say no, which we didn't. But the guy said he has seen people on E before and we fit his image. But whatever.
So me and Grace are talking again, and I guess we are talking pretty loud. Her cousin and his gf start making fun of Grace saying the whole train can hear what she's talking about and repeated exactly what Grace just said, making us laugh hysterically, which made the guy believe even more we were both on E.
Here's the funniest part of the night by far. So one of the drunken kids pukes and that was gross. But they begin arguing with each other. One kid starts making fun of the other kid calling him a "pretty boy" (which he was) and that got the kid pissed. But before this, the fat kid of the group is sitting on the overhead bagage thing with a Corona in his hand drinking, so that was funny in itself. Come on fat kids doing almost anything is funny. So the kid getting called a pretty boy jumped the seats and they started wrestling. They slammed each other into the windows, the hard arms of the seats and against the metal bars inbetween the seats. So we thought it was funny that were fighting. Then they both like lifted each other or flipped or sumthing and they both like landed on teh floor hard and it looked like a draw at that point. But to our surprise and enjoyment they continue fighting. Everyone on the car was on their feet watching and cheering. The pretty boy kid gets the other kid in like a headlock and just totally dominates the other one. While the one being dominated is being dominated, their friend gives him a wedgie. And I don't mean a little wedgie. I mean he pulled with all his strength. The turn out was teh elastic ripping clean off the boxers giving the kid a wedgie that he would really have to dig out. But after the kid ripped the boxers, the scary leather dominatrix guy screams out of nowhere "ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!" and at the point everyone just stopped and looked back at him, then broke out into laugher. Craziest shirt ever. That leather dude scared me.
So that closes my night. Thanks for reading.
The Used concert was awsome. One part that stunk was that the girls missed their train so I went into the city alone to try to sell some tickets. The gist of the story is that I waited for like 2 hours for them and sold the tickets to the scary black men who run the ticket scalping at Roseland for way less than they were priced. BUT ANYWAYS!!!
I finally met up with them and they met sum guys in a band that is suposed to be good and we got drunk. Chelsea the most of anyone and at 2:30 she still hasn't sobered up. Chelsea almost wasn't allowed into Roseland b/c she was so fucked up but we managed to get her in. So we went in and checked our bags and jackets and shit then went into the floor.
The Bronx were playing and we just found the pit right away. I just ripped it up. Ferrah was jumping around the pit waiting to get killed by sum crazy mosher. Then they finished, we cheered and I waited for the Bled.
The Bled came on and I went nuts. The outcome from that pit was me getting punched in the face and the back of the head. I found the bruise on my nose bone when I took a shower. Also sum big doushe bag in a beater was pushing everyone out of the pit. He grabbed me and squeezed like a bear hug and threw me into the side. I thought it was crazy but I guess he was just an asshole.
The Used then came on and everyone was going insane. I tried to help Ferrah and Tatiana get up close but Ferrah got lost in the crowd right away. Then I put Tats in front of me and turned to look for Ferrah and she disappeared so I just pushed my way to the front by myself. I went crowd surfing during The Taste of Ink (amazing song) and almost lost my shoe (which have sucked) but I grabbed it and made it out alright. Then I pushed the dront again and sum bitch kept elbowing me in the face so I did what anyone would, I elbowed her in the ribs. She started bitching that I had my elbow in her stomach so I just pushed her out of the way and got infront of her, pissing her off a lot. Then something really weird and gross happened. I noticed that Burt's shirt said "Buttsex is Itchy" but I just thought it was funny. Then he made the guitar player come over and he's like "this is my best friend in the whole world!" and they then began the hookup for a good 2 minutes. Then Burt's shirt started to freak me out. The last song they played was Maybe Memories and I think they were gonna play another song but the guitar player started cursing at one of the crowd-surfer catcher people (security) for reasons unknown and the concert ended there.
We then went and got out shit. I cut the line and got ahead b/c I'm a badass like that. Then i took Ferrah's and Tats's tickets and cut the line but wound up losing one sum how. So they would give us Tat's jacket so we had to get a security guard as the minutes ticked away for us catching the last train home before 1:40. As Tat's got the security guy, I found the ticket on the floor and finally got her jacket. But we stil missed the train, even if we did get a taxi like they wanted to. But the blame all comes down to me basically for making us miss the train. So I'm sorry.
This is where the really good part of the story begins.
Since we missed out train, we would have to take a Ronkonkma train and everyone would get off at Hicksville besides me and Grace. On the platform, sum kids did sumthing and this guy started yelling at them and they started making fun of the guy, which was really funny. Then a cop came and put the old grouchy dick in his place.
We got on the train and we all got split up b/c there was million people taking it too. But me, Grace and Chelsea were all in the same car with these drunken kids making so much fucking noise. They were just really annoying at first. Like they were just obnoxious drunks and not funny drunks which people can handle. So they are screaming at each other and everything, spilling beer on people (Chelsea and Grace), and just being really loud.
So Chelsea gets off and then the fun begins. There was this big fat guy in like a leather dominatrix sort of outfit. HE SCARED ME! So the drunk kids are carrying on but they start becoming funny. They even climb up into the overhead bagage thing with beer. Alright, at this point there are so many things going on I'm gonna break them up into different sections and not necessarily in order.
Me and Grace are just talking, but I guess that we are talking about weird things or just weird in general and this guy behind goes, "Yo man, did you take E tonight?" So I just kinda looked at him, then he asked Grace too, and we both just look at each other and laugh and say no, which we didn't. But the guy said he has seen people on E before and we fit his image. But whatever.
So me and Grace are talking again, and I guess we are talking pretty loud. Her cousin and his gf start making fun of Grace saying the whole train can hear what she's talking about and repeated exactly what Grace just said, making us laugh hysterically, which made the guy believe even more we were both on E.
Here's the funniest part of the night by far. So one of the drunken kids pukes and that was gross. But they begin arguing with each other. One kid starts making fun of the other kid calling him a "pretty boy" (which he was) and that got the kid pissed. But before this, the fat kid of the group is sitting on the overhead bagage thing with a Corona in his hand drinking, so that was funny in itself. Come on fat kids doing almost anything is funny. So the kid getting called a pretty boy jumped the seats and they started wrestling. They slammed each other into the windows, the hard arms of the seats and against the metal bars inbetween the seats. So we thought it was funny that were fighting. Then they both like lifted each other or flipped or sumthing and they both like landed on teh floor hard and it looked like a draw at that point. But to our surprise and enjoyment they continue fighting. Everyone on the car was on their feet watching and cheering. The pretty boy kid gets the other kid in like a headlock and just totally dominates the other one. While the one being dominated is being dominated, their friend gives him a wedgie. And I don't mean a little wedgie. I mean he pulled with all his strength. The turn out was teh elastic ripping clean off the boxers giving the kid a wedgie that he would really have to dig out. But after the kid ripped the boxers, the scary leather dominatrix guy screams out of nowhere "ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!" and at the point everyone just stopped and looked back at him, then broke out into laugher. Craziest shirt ever. That leather dude scared me.
So that closes my night. Thanks for reading.