Don't Even Dream of Stealing These Pure Works of Ingenius
so anyways..today joey mo, cameron diaz, and i decided we needed to write a song...but as everyone knows you cannot have a good song without a sweet title...i mean think about it...if you dont like the title, you might not even give the song a chance..so we really never made it to the song writing process but i feel confident we are off to an awesome start..this will by far be the longest post i have ever have..so get ready...
1)Treasure of the Goblin King
2)Drop It Like It's Hot...Ter Than A Really Hot Piece of Toast
3)David Bowie's Bulge In There
4)Tommy Tallerico Is Cameron's Man Crush
5)I Would Stalk Him If He Lived In Alabama
6)Danthaman:Joey's Mancrush
7)Does Anybody Remember Jock Jams?
8)Two Turtles Were Sitting In A Bathtub:True Story
9)Heavy C...Rap
10)My Dobro Is Your Mofo
11)How The One-Legged Man Took Gold In The Skip-It Competition(This Song Is About Ice Cream)
12)Hugh Hefner's Disco
13)It Could Be Worse-You Could Have No Balls
14)Donkey Lips Is The Shizit
15)Camp Onawanna I Really Wanna
16)Hugh Hefner's Little Soldier Song
17)Who Do You Think Would Win Between Mickey Mouse And Bugs Bunny?
18)Sublevel
....ok at this point in the post...let me add that this random kid came in the game store and helped us come up with some titles...one of which is # 18.....
19)Ouch! I Hit My Foot On The Table
20)I'm Extreme! The Bunny Theme
21)Bring Back The Ska
22)See That Knife Over There? Just Wonderin'
23)Ska Is Only For Lonely Losers, Pot Heads, & Guys With Small Pee Pees
24)Nobody Goes To Hooters For Wings
25)You Put Your Left Hand In. I Cut Your Left Hand Off.
26)Stretch Armstrong: I've Missed You For Too Long
27)So These Two Penguins Walk Into A Bar (This Song Is About Nuns)
28)Whatever Happened To Earthworm Jim?
29)Hey I've Got A Song-Stop Me If You Heard It
30)Disco Balls Are A Guy's Best Friend
31)I Laugh Like A Girl- And That's Not The Only Feminine Thing About Me
32)Short Swords And How You Use Them-The Self Help Guide
33)If This Frickin' Phone Rings One More Time, I'll Probably Still Answer It
34)Janie's Got A Gun And If She Had Better Aim She Would Have Killed More Than Just Her Father
35)Crap I Had A Good One, But...
36)Bouncing Balls Go Bing Bang Wing Wang Fing Fang Ding Dang King Kang Ling Lang Ming Mang Ning Nang Ping Pang Sing Sang Jing Jang Ting Tang Ging Gang Hing Hang Ring Rang Ying Yang Zing Zang Zoo
37)Breathe In For Luck...Hold It, Hollllld It, Keep Goin', Keep Goin', Your Face Is Turning A Different Shade Right Now, Keep Holding, Holding, Real Men Hold...You'll Probably Pass Out Before This Song Is Over...Better Still Be Holding It, It Being Your Breath, Or I'll Shoot You In The Face...That's The End
38)Tiny Bubbles
39)I Wonder If The Razor Can Swim
40)Why Don't You Go See If Your Face Is Waterproof While I Go Hold It Under Water For Approximately 7 1/2 Minutes
well thats about it...i know you have all enjoyed them just as much as we enjoyed making them for you hehe...until next time...
1)Treasure of the Goblin King
2)Drop It Like It's Hot...Ter Than A Really Hot Piece of Toast
3)David Bowie's Bulge In There
4)Tommy Tallerico Is Cameron's Man Crush
5)I Would Stalk Him If He Lived In Alabama
6)Danthaman:Joey's Mancrush
7)Does Anybody Remember Jock Jams?
8)Two Turtles Were Sitting In A Bathtub:True Story
9)Heavy C...Rap
10)My Dobro Is Your Mofo
11)How The One-Legged Man Took Gold In The Skip-It Competition(This Song Is About Ice Cream)
12)Hugh Hefner's Disco
13)It Could Be Worse-You Could Have No Balls
14)Donkey Lips Is The Shizit
15)Camp Onawanna I Really Wanna
16)Hugh Hefner's Little Soldier Song
17)Who Do You Think Would Win Between Mickey Mouse And Bugs Bunny?
18)Sublevel
....ok at this point in the post...let me add that this random kid came in the game store and helped us come up with some titles...one of which is # 18.....
19)Ouch! I Hit My Foot On The Table
20)I'm Extreme! The Bunny Theme
21)Bring Back The Ska
22)See That Knife Over There? Just Wonderin'
23)Ska Is Only For Lonely Losers, Pot Heads, & Guys With Small Pee Pees
24)Nobody Goes To Hooters For Wings
25)You Put Your Left Hand In. I Cut Your Left Hand Off.
26)Stretch Armstrong: I've Missed You For Too Long
27)So These Two Penguins Walk Into A Bar (This Song Is About Nuns)
28)Whatever Happened To Earthworm Jim?
29)Hey I've Got A Song-Stop Me If You Heard It
30)Disco Balls Are A Guy's Best Friend
31)I Laugh Like A Girl- And That's Not The Only Feminine Thing About Me
32)Short Swords And How You Use Them-The Self Help Guide
33)If This Frickin' Phone Rings One More Time, I'll Probably Still Answer It
34)Janie's Got A Gun And If She Had Better Aim She Would Have Killed More Than Just Her Father
35)Crap I Had A Good One, But...
36)Bouncing Balls Go Bing Bang Wing Wang Fing Fang Ding Dang King Kang Ling Lang Ming Mang Ning Nang Ping Pang Sing Sang Jing Jang Ting Tang Ging Gang Hing Hang Ring Rang Ying Yang Zing Zang Zoo
37)Breathe In For Luck...Hold It, Hollllld It, Keep Goin', Keep Goin', Your Face Is Turning A Different Shade Right Now, Keep Holding, Holding, Real Men Hold...You'll Probably Pass Out Before This Song Is Over...Better Still Be Holding It, It Being Your Breath, Or I'll Shoot You In The Face...That's The End
38)Tiny Bubbles
39)I Wonder If The Razor Can Swim
40)Why Don't You Go See If Your Face Is Waterproof While I Go Hold It Under Water For Approximately 7 1/2 Minutes
well thats about it...i know you have all enjoyed them just as much as we enjoyed making them for you hehe...until next time...