and then they ALL flew off to Kirkwall on the back of a DRAGON!
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1. I have started playing Dragon Age 2.
2. This, is ENTIRELY manic_intent's FAULT; because she played it and wrote so much awesome Anders/Hawke fic that I caved and played my first Xbox game EVER ( Read more... )
1. I have started playing Dragon Age 2.
2. This, is ENTIRELY manic_intent's FAULT; because she played it and wrote so much awesome Anders/Hawke fic that I caved and played my first Xbox game EVER ( Read more... )
I knew you would end up shipping the strange pairing.... ;o
Sarcasm Hawke is a massive troll! I miss him. Sometimes I select the sarcasm responses in Asshat!Hawke game, and then reload when I accidentally get friendship. Fail.
I'm nearly at max rivalry for everyone already, t_t so terrible. The best way is to take people who will betray you in Night Terrors (you can actually end up with no party at the last fight lol) and then kick them when they apologize to you afterwards. :/ I felt a little bad.
Sent Bethany to the Circle. She actually seems happy there. Seriously weird. Although I hit the berserk button when the templars came for her there was no actual option to hit the templars repeatedly with sharp end of the sword, sadness.
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WHY AM I SO TRANSPARENT. IT BREAKS MY HEART IT REALLY DOES.
Re. 20K fic - this is the k meme one where the wank turned up? Also, that is two epic fics you have written for this fandom! Go you. Well.. three epic fics if you consider the various Hawke/Anders fills as filling up one fic!universe.
Sarcasm Hawke is eating my brain :( My subconscious thoughts to people's dialogue are getting worse and worse. /easily influenced.
HAHAHAHA ACCIDENTALLY GETTING FRIENDSHIP YOU ARE PRICELESS.
HAHA like we said. Kicking a legion of puppies. With steel-toed boots.
Bethany might be happy everywhere! Do you think she's happier there than she was with the Grey Wardens?
HAHAHA I TOO WOULD HAVE WANTED THE OPTION TO HIT TEMPLARS WITH THE SHARP END OF THE SWORDDD.
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Yes it is, but the wank's all been scrubbed. :3 It moved to a Hawke/Fenris fic, and then it got scrubbed as well, so the mod's working in double time, haha.
Two epic fics... short ones don't count! ^^
Sarcasm Hawke is insidious and awesome. If you ever go for Anders you should pick the Sarcasm response to the romance, it is hilarious.
Yea... Asshat!Hawke's playthrough is full of "What, I got friendship!?" and then /reload. :So far in Act 2, she seems happier in the Circle than the Wardens. Or maybe she's just pretending to be happy in her letters so that Hawke doesn't single handedly attack the Order to get her back (personal rationalisation). Oddly enough, the only person to give Comforting Words that Bethany had been dragged off was Merrill. I thought that Anders would have had something to say about it ( ... )
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Don't think they banned the IP. Whoever it was who started the drama on the Fenris thread eventually apologised for it anyway, so that was okay.
Yeah I loved the sandwich response. Haha! Though if I was Anders I probably would have punched Hawke in the face. Oh well.
But boring!Hawke's leaf response is boring compared to the Sandwich one. :( The Jerk!Hawke response is just tragic though -_- "Get out."
No Anders just had no dialogue about the Circle thing whatsoever. Weird.
Hahah. Sebastian rivalry bug? Or not. It does make sense.
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I totally imprinted on your OTPs okay! Anders/Hawke is a HUGE reason I'm even playing the game!
HAHAHAHAHA I like how you would have punched Hawke in the face. NICE. :D I probably would have been very, very annoyed. Though I notice in-game Anders just self-invited himself to move in anyway.
GET OUT is truly tragic though. /sadface.
I just imagine players repeatedly insulting Elthina & Sebastian getting INCREASINGLY pissed off. lol.
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Yea he self-invited if you take the Sarcasm response. Otherwise if I recall Hawke invites him? Oh well.
I seem to have accidentally triggered Fenris rivalry romance. ;o May just stick with it rather than follow on with Anders... see how.
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Yes! From Russia! DENYING RUSSIAN FREE SPEECH and all that jazz.
Yes, the nice response has Hawke invite him to move in. :) The sarcastic response has Anders invite himself! WHY ANDERS WHY SO CLINGY.
... AWESOME. :) I've always thought you would have fascinating views on the rivalry Fenris romance. I support going with Fenris for the variety, because you've already rival!romanced Anders once before, if I remember right?
You could always change your mind :) But from all accounts if you want to keep Fenris you can't sleep with anybody else after him. (SERIOUSLY FENRIS THREE YEARS)
"accidentally triggered" reminds me of this comment I saw about this girl whose guy friend "accidentally had sex with Fenris" - I just thought the phrasing was funny. ;)
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Anders is Secretly Clingy as hell.
Hahah I'm nearly maxed on Fenris' rivalry. You can troll him before A Bitter Pill.
Still will be really tempted to go with Anders (yet again)... but yea, if you want to go with Fenris, you can't have anyone else for 3 years, it's crazy.
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Anders is SO CLINGY OMG. SERIOUSLY. he would make the worst ex-boyfriend ever.
*trolls Fenris mercilessly!!!* in my mind, as I cannot bring myself to do it ingame. Maybe next round!
:D YAY ANDERS WINS AGAIN? :)
IT IS SO CRAZY. I mean seriously Fenris! THREE YEARS! With that extremely final "We shouldn't have started this" speech. :/ Hawke would be totally justified in running off with someone else. Realistically speaking I can't imagine Hawke waiting for three years on the strength of... basically, nothing - unless he/she were TRULY MADLY DEEPLY AND CRAZILY in love with Fenris.
... totally justified in running off into Anders' arms.
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Actually that would be a hilarious prompt, rofl. Anders the Ex-Boyfriend.
Yeah... he tells you to go to the Holding Pens, and you can troll him by just doing other quests first until more soldiers attack you. And then you get +20 rivalry depending on your dialogue choices. ;3
Entirely possible that Anders might win again. Fail. We'll see. :(
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Also I have seen several people say that Anders won't heal Fenris in battle lol, even if you set his tactics to do so.
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lol. In battle I'm usually controlling Anders or the substitute mage (sorry, Merrill) so I never noticed... ^^;;
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