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[theloveforloves]

so a couple of days ago when i was getting gas i pulled the little gas thing out but i guess i was still pumping whatever i was doing incorrect the gas spilled all over me and my underpants, the ones that act as a little pouch and carry my keys and wallet and phone, and arent located beneath my pants, and so today i was smelling them and i was like yessh gas and so i sprayed all this clinique perfume all over them and now i feel like im gonna die from the fumes

so yea im out