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You Know You're From California When...
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
You were born somewhere else.
You know how to eat an artichoke.
The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.
Left is right and right is wrong.
Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
You drive to your neighborhood block party.
Your family tree contains "significant others."
You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them. ( ha ha ha I liked this one)
More than clothes come out of the closets.
You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."
All highways out of the state say: "Go back."
The Terminator is your governor
You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? (This is True!)
It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.
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