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[thelouddoctor]

As I was wandering through the unchartered corridors of the TARDIS this morning, I came upon a full-length mirror. (I mean that in the sense of "found", incidentally. It's rather depressing to be forced by the hoi polloi to censor oneself in order to avoid the gutters of their minds.) It has been some time since I took a good look at myself in the

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[tegan_lj]

I will say one thing, Doc. You are the sanest one of the bunch. And I respect the non-shagging stance you have.

You realize that Five has now shagged more than I have?

That's almost sad.

Anyway...tea and cake?

[thebeigeone]

I have not!

*looks thoroughly disgruntled*

You've shagged far more many people than I have in far more shagging sessions. I merely go for a good long sustained shag.

Hmph.

[tegan_lj]

*lifts an eyebrow*

No offense, Doc. I'm proud to step aside for you.

*smiles gently*

[thelouddoctor]

*completely scarlet*

[thebeigeone]

Oh shut up, I'm being honest for once in my lives. And you bloody well remember it too.

[thelouddoctor]

Hence the pain.

[thebeigeone]

*burning glare*

[thelouddoctor]

Well, memories can hurt. That's hardly news.

[thebeigeone]

*thinks back to conversation with Fred*

Hmm. Memories can be positively traumatic.

No wonder you repress so much of my life. *sigh*

[thelouddoctor]

Don't worry, the cricket triumphs are all smugly preserved for future versions of us.

[thebeigeone]

Oh good. That is a relief, I must tell you. But please, do go right on repressing some of the other bits.

[thelouddoctor]

Oh, I will, I will.

[thebeigeone]

Thank whatever gods and/or goddessess may be listening.

Good, good...

[thelouddoctor]

*doesn't do anything silly or irrational or superstitious, obviously*

Well, I have to stay sane somehow.

[thebeigeone]

No no, of course not; we're not superstitious. It's just an expression.

Indeed. Sanity really is under-rated sometimes.

[thelouddoctor]

Well, quite. If it weren't for Splinx and chocolate cake I couldn't cope.