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[thelouddoctor]

As I was wandering through the unchartered corridors of the TARDIS this morning, I came upon a full-length mirror. (I mean that in the sense of "found", incidentally. It's rather depressing to be forced by the hoi polloi to censor oneself in order to avoid the gutters of their minds.) It has been some time since I took a good look at myself in the

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[benny_surprise]

Doctor, I always respect you, no matter what incarnation you are.

*impulsive, only slightly tipsy, hug*

Anyway, after traveling with the short one in the silliest pullover sweater ever, even your multi-coloured coat isn't all that bad.

[thelouddoctor]

*feigning unembarrassment, badly*

Erm, hello, erm, Benny, isn't it? Are you all right?

[fitzkreiner]

My one shagged her.

[peribrown]

Well, I see you've not changed any....

[fitzkreiner]

Shag?

[peribrown]

Why am I not surprised...?

[fitzkreiner]

Was that a yes?

[peribrown]

What do you think?

[fitzkreiner]

Tough, I'm getting married.

[peribrown]

To what? Your right hand? Really!

[fitzkreiner]

To Tegan, you daft bint.

[peribrown]

Does Tegan know this??????

[fitzkreiner]

Duhhh...

[thelouddoctor]

No it most certainly is not. Please stop harrassing my companion. Off with you, young man. At once!

[benny_surprise]

Well, yeah, but he shagged everyone else *after* he shagged me. Hasn't he shagged you by now?

[fitzkreiner]

Umm. No. Never. And never will because I don't want him to even the slightest.

So there.

Shag?