Innocence

[thelostseraph]

Ahh . . .  Where . . . Where is this?

. . . Riviera?  Is this Riviera?  But there aren't any Sprites.  Very few demons, too.  Or even angels.  I suppose that doesn't really leave much choice, then.  Some sort of mythical race, perhaps?

Or maybe -- Could this be a final test?  The procedure was to be tomorrow.  I had thought the Magi were satisfied

Comments

[totallynotaspaz]

Nice Halloween costume, dude.

[thelostseraph]

. . . Thank you? What's Halloween?

Aren't you inner demons supposed to give me some sort of insight on my situation?

[totallynotaspaz]

Inner demons? Whoa, tooootally not my territory, man.

Aww, man, you don't know what Halloween is? It's this radical holiday where you get to dress up and get tons of free candy. Bummer it's not October, I totally could've showed you the maximum candy route.

[thelostseraph]

. . . Well. I guess it sounds exciting.

It is rather improper, though -- Eating so much candy at once is a bit of a sin. Be sure to space out your candy consumption evenly across a week or so. For your own health, as well.

[totallynotaspaz]

Well, duh! If you ate it all at once, you'd barf. And you'd have no candy a few days later when you really want it.

I've got the whole trick-or-treat scheme down!

[thelostseraph]

Very good, then, child. I am glad to see you understand.

. . . If you are not my inner demon, then may I ask what exactly you might be?

[totallynotaspaz]

I'm Danny Fenton, professional weekend-o'-fun-maker! Who the heck are you, and who are you supposed to be dressed up as, anyway?

[thelostseraph]

I am Ledah, an angel of Asgard. And this is the traditional dress of those in especial service to the gods.

[totallynotaspaz]

Laaaaaaame. Angel costumes are so 2001.

[thelostseraph]

Then what sorts of 'costumes' do you favor?

[totallynotaspaz]

Flaming bedsheets. Now those are radical.

[thelostseraph]

An interesting thought. I rather prefer not to be set on fire, however. How about an ordinary bedsheet?

[totallynotaspaz]

Ordinary bedsheets are for losers. Like him. *points up at the sky, where the vague figure of a teenager is soaring--with a bedsheet attached to his back*

[thelostseraph]

. . . I have a very strange subconscious.

And what is he supposed to be?

[totallynotaspaz]

He's Danny Phantom. He's supposed to be all hero-y and make life easy for me, but all he really does is shout stupid puns.

[thelostseraph]

Oh.

. . . How is he flying without wings?