[Accursed Eden] [April Fools' Event '09]

[thelostseraph]

I . . .

I can no longer deny it. My greatest desire. My greatest longing. My greatest temptation to sin. But no . . . How can something that feels so right be sinful?

Etna, my love. Come!  Let us procreate like horny rabbits, angel and demon in union!  Together, we shall usher in a new race of gods!

You can join in if you'd like, Red Mage.

Comments

[rainbowbrush]

Whoa! Keep it in your pants, lover boy! There are kids around!

[thelostseraph]

Seeing as how you already seem to be aware of the wondrous cycle of life, I'm sure you do not begrudge me my natural instincts.

[rainbowbrush]

That doesn't mean I want to hear about it! Ewww!

[thelostseraph]

Alright. We'll be quiet.

Just stay in your room and I'll have your grandpa back to you shortly.

[rainbowbrush]

You can do better than that. What about Shadow? I hear he's a bishie under his mask!

((GAH. You. You broke my brain. *dies*))

[thelostseraph]

Hmm. Perhaps I ought to go the whole way and see it through all three generations.

((IIRC, Shadow is Relm's poppa. =D ))

[rainbowbrush]

Touch me and I will paint your portrait! I'm only 11! Perv!

((That he is. :D She just never finds out in the game. Not that it matters right now. XD))

[thelostseraph]

. . . A twin fetish? No, I'm afraid I'm not very into that. One of me is plenty for the world.

[rainbowbrush]

...Ew.

*paints Ultros instead*

Go get 'im, boy!

[thelostseraph]

Ahh -- octopus! This will do finely for my next takoyaki.

*sets Ultros on fire*

[rainbowbrush]

You wanna play that way, huh? Okay!

*casts Ice3*

[thelostseraph]

Now who gave you access to Magicite, young whippersnapper? Children like you should be seen and not heard. Give that magic back to Mr. Tritoch right this instant.

[rainbowbrush]

I'm a descendant of the Magi, smartass. I'd have magic regardless of magicite!

*Bio!*

[thelostseraph]

*gets sick*
*pukes all over Relm*

[rainbowbrush]

AUUUUUUGH GROSS!

*summons Tritoch*

[thelostseraph]

*melts Tritoch with his insanely deadly bacterial projectile vomit*

*melts into a puddle*

*laps at Relm's feet*